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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:35am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 11:40am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 10:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:20am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 3:36am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 12:20pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:37am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:38am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:13am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:15am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:20am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:30am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:21am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 10:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 11:41am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 11:41am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 11:41am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:14am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:21am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 11:53am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:12am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:12am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:33am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 12:50pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 11:48am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:13am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:23am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 11:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:15am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:46am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 10:03am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:30am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 10:06am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 5:10pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 6:22am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 11:39am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 10:02am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 3:39am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 6:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 7:48am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 3:39am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:37pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:55am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:10am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:18am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:28am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 12:26pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:13am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:33am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:44am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 11:53am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 6:35am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 4:08am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 6:10am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 7:03am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 6:10am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jul 20, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 5:24am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 9:33am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 11:02am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 7:02am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 8, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jun 30, 2022 @ 10:28am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 1:33pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:14am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:15am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:21am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:18am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:57am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:00am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:33am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:41am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:01am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:19am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:33am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:26pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Jul 7, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 11:06am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 8:56am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 4:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:57am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:56am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:05am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:54am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 9:09am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 10:00am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 10:18am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:29am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 5:22am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 5:22am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 3:46am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:59am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:18am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:41am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 6:13am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:22am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:22am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 10:41am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:33pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:12am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:17am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Jun 28, 2022 @ 10:12am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 11:46am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 11:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Jul 2, 2022 @ 6:55am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 3:47am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 1:26pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2022 @ 6:00am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 5:23am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 8:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:46am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 10:17am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:49am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 9:37am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 9:54am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 9:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:39am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:33am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:36am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:36am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:36am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 11:41am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 2:46pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:53am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:01am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:33am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:40am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:41am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:41am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:25am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:16pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:54am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:59am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 10:25am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:54am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 9:49am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:11am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 12:43pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 3:36am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 5:21am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:37am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:33am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:46am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:39am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 7:41am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:38am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 5:21am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:33am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:43am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 9:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:16am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:46am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:33am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:15am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:18am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:40am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:34am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:38am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:32am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 10:04am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:40am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2022 @ 10:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 9:56am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:03pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2022 @ 9:40am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2022 @ 5:54am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 9:30am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 3:10am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:54am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:40pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:12am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:33am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:50pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:40am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:41am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 9:33am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:40am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:41am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked May 1 @ 12:19pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 1:43pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked May 7, 2023 @ 5:04am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2022 @ 11:38am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Aug 6, 2022 @ 4:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:32am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:41am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:32am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 10:59am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:11am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 11, 2022 @ 10:52am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:39am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:42am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:40am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:55am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:34am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:35am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:32am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:49am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:16pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:56pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:34am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:38am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:45am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:10am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:18pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:58am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:05am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:06am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:52am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 2:50am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 3:58am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:37am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:30am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked May 2 @ 1:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:18am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:03pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 5:18am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 4:24am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:44am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 4:20am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked May 23 @ 11:23am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jul 30, 2022 @ 3:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:48pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:31am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:55pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:28pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:56am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:56am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 9:41am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 10:02am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2022 @ 3:36am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 12, 2022 @ 4:02pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:43am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 12:09pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:32am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:16pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:56am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 8:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2022 @ 7:39am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:45am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:48am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 3:09am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:06pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:50pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Aug 22, 2022 @ 11:27am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 6:48am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Aug 10, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 6:25am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:42am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 6:58am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 6:29am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:54am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:30pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:40am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:15pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:55am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 8:54am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 9:21am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 9:44am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 10:49am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:12pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 11:13am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 6:23am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:12am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 5:25am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 6:58am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2022 @ 3:47am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:58am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:57am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 5:07am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 5:14am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 6:43am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 8:10am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 5:21am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Aug 20, 2022 @ 6:20am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2022 @ 10:42am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 10:52am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 16 @ 12:17pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:32pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Aug 31, 2022 @ 2:33pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:30pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 4:17pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:55am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 6:42am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:28am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 9:49am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 10:02am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Aug 23, 2022 @ 11:32am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 6:29am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 10:54am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 1 @ 12:43pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 1 @ 1:28pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 9:33am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Aug 13, 2022 @ 9:00am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 8:18am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 11:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:37am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 4:59am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 9:41am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 1 @ 12:43pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 5:15am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:06pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:46pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:43am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:35am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:07pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 9:44am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 1 @ 1:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:14am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:27am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:12am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:35am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2022 @ 10:35am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked May 2 @ 2:21pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Aug 8, 2022 @ 1:05pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Jul 27, 2022 @ 1:31pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:03pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 4:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 5:55am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 11:39am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 15, 2022 @ 9:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:33am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 1:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 3:10am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 6:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 1:56pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 5:16am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 1:44pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 3:37pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 5:00am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 5:03am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:02am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:42am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Aug 18, 2022 @ 5:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Aug 21, 2022 @ 3:37am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 10:53am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 10:59am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 1 @ 1:07pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 20 @ 11:20am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2022 @ 10:27am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked May 2 @ 1:09pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:03am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Aug 17, 2022 @ 7:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 11:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2022 @ 4:26am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked May 2 @ 2:37pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:03pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:05pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked May 2 @ 1:21pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:05pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:13pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:14pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:14pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:14pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:14pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:27pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Apr 27 @ 9:44am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 23 @ 11:23am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:05pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:05pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:15pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:06pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:03pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:03pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:03pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:03pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:03pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 10:52am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 10:53am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Apr 29 @ 11:12am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 5 @ 9:13am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:03pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Apr 21 @ 3:03pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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