When I woke up this morning I was feeling fine
but this com starts posting what a swine
so I called s3 buts no avail, that's why I'm telling you this sorry tale
He went post, I said shut up, He went post, I said wrap up!
Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work, but the craposter drove me berserk
He said Night, I said wot
He said Night, I said wot
He said Night, I said wot
He said Night, I said wot chu want?
Once a lifetime, twice a day
If you don't post you get no pay
I've been to the east, I've been to the west
But the guys I like best are the ones undressed
Well, hello Commie, where you been?
I said, "A'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean"
I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad
'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad

Sold his old account for a bag of doritos and a bottle of mountain dew.

dang son where'd you find this