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First Fart!

The first fart is the hardest
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:16am

Bite of sausage!

After eating sausage, it's time for farting
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:17am

Chew it!

Before farting, you have to eat
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:17am

Fart beautiful as a butterfly!

Some farts smell lovely
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:18am

Gas killer!

The smell of this fart can kill you!
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:18am

Cockroaches under the pillows!

Sleep sweetly, princess
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:19am

Does your old man know you're a devourer?

Your old man beeps and farts too!
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:20am

We're farting not sleeping!

What would life be without farting?
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:20am

Burp and fart and then eat!

Fart and eat! That's life.
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:21am

Enjoy your meal, glutton!

In farting is the color of heaven and love
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:21am

Ah, these women! A man would eat them by the spoonful!

Women fart always in a cheerful manner
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:22am

You're a fat guy!

Fat or not - don't worry be happy!
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:23am

May you burst!

The farts are adorable
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:23am

Stinky business

Business is the basis of everything, just like farting
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:24am

Kill me with your breath!

Fart gives life and sometimes kills....
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:25am

Cow, served!

A cow also farts, and sometimes it stinks
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:25am

Porker!

Fat or not, eat and fart!
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:26am

Body positive

Every person is beautiful!
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:27am

Set the fart free!

Release the fart, loosen the blockage in the butt
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:29am

Man, I would eat something!

I mean seriously I would have already eaten something....
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:42am

Beggars can't be choosers

The truth and it's holy!
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:42am

Hocus pocus, fart!

Abracadabra!
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:44am

A rooster on a stick!

What is going on here!
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:45am

I'm going to explode!

or let out a fart...
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:45am

Play, music!

Mozart farted too
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:45am

The roosters are also farting!

We all fart, that's life :)
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:53am

Farts can be surprising!

Everyone knows about it
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:54am

Folks, someone has overeaten here!

I like this feeling :D
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:54am

Fart and listen!

Are we listening to music or maybe farting?
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:55am

Appetite comes with eating

I absolutely agree with this!
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:55am

Big belly, big power!

Do you have that too?
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:56am

The Pig in Wonderland

And that divine smile....
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:56am

Pregnancy belly

This is just the last pizza :D
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:58am

Still not enough for him!

There will never be enough
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:59am

Dancing, carousing, frolic!

As Mr. Thaddeus used to say
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:59am

Is there an explosion coming?

Yes, it is possible!
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:00am

Axe, hoe, naked woman!

As the Polish proverb says
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:00am

Loosen up your fart!

It will come out to your health!
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:01am

Bombardment with farts

Mercilessly!
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:02am

Monster or belly?

In my opinion, both
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:02am

Ladies and gentlemen, burp with us!

And all together, but louder!
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:03am

A swine and a pig in one!

So it goes, the very truth
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:03am

Flies like vultures!

Pretty disgusting
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:04am

Even a fly farts!

Gasses like to fly
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:04am

You look bad from your belly

but it could have been worse
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:01am

We will be torn apart by farts, not crows!

There was even once such a book
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:04am

Countdown to explosion

Any minute now...
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:07am

Explosion! There was even once such a book

Congratulations!!! The farts are finally free!
Unlocked May 17 @ 2:08am



Cheers!

Cheers to the ladies and gentlemen

I would sooner fail than give up

Les visiteurs it was a great movie!