add me for trades. SCAMMERS BEWARE: my IQ is higher than room temperature

anyways,

did I ever tell you guys about the time I (43 M) hit a child on i-10? so basically, I was in the middle lane of a 3 lane highway, and my exit was on the right! (big predicament brewing!) Obviously, I needed to get my fat ass chevy silverado into the slow lane, but this dumb ass kid was in the lane. He looked about 4 or 5 (4 or 5 years too old to be standing in the lane, had to teach him a lesson!) I veered into the other lane, and the dimwit SPLATTED into my windshield (deserved!).

I can be trusted with firearms please let me exercise my first amendment rights I am not a felon I am not a felon I am not a felon I am not a felon I am not a felon I am not a felon

my favorite things:

- lobbyists
- the fillibuster
- pollution
- world hunger
- single mothers
- billionaires
- wealth disparity
- ICE
- swatting people
- global warming
- poaching
- scam call centers
- COVID 19
- identity fraud
- Human Trafficking
- entrapment
- harassing retail workers
- DDOSing
- child labor
- processed foods
- microplastics
- taurine
- overfishing
- wars of agression
- break checking
- gambling
- trapping
- price gouging
- stock market manipulation
- police brutality
- landlords
- right to work
- e verify employers
- squatted trucks
- HOAs
- TF2 bot hosts

Anyone who relates to my CEO mindset can add me on steam, but beware! if you :

- are short (under 6'3'')
- are from france
- use instagram
- have less than 10k in the bank
- don't mug people
- are not a sigma
- dont jelq
- play console video games (except bloodborne)
- have never driven a forklift
- dont own real ivory
- use an android
- have never invaded a house
- dont tip your landlord
- ask for raises
- dont make a passive income of <=3k a month

do NOT even try to add me, as you will be blocked and mass reported by my steam bot legion. you have been warned.