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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣛⣿⣿⣵⣿⡿⢹⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ Im in you're walls.

Hey, feathered freaks! 🦜🦅🦉 It’s National Bird Day, so 🆘✨🌬️ let’s spread our wings 🍗🧚‍♀️💸 🍆💦 and FLY into 😫😩🍑💦🚟👏 some 😋👨😑🕐🕑🕒🕓 WILD action! 🕊️✈️

Hey, feathered freaks! 🦜🦅🦉 It’s National Bird Day, so 🆘✨🌬️ let’s spread our wings 🍗🧚‍♀️💸 🍆💦 and FLY into 😫😩🍑💦🚟👏 some 😋👨😑🕐🕑🕒🕓 WILD action! 🕊️✈️

Hey, feathered freaks! 🦜🦅🦉 It’s National Bird Day, so 🆘✨🌬️ let’s spread our wings 🍗🧚‍♀️💸 🍆💦 and FLY into 😫😩🍑💦🚟👏 some 😋👨😑🕐🕑🕒🕓 WILD action! 🕊️✈️

Hey, feathered freaks! 🦜🦅🦉 It’s National Bird Day, so 🆘✨🌬️ let’s spread our wings 🍗🧚‍♀️💸 🍆💦 and FLY into 😫😩🍑💦🚟👏 some 😋👨😑🕐🕑🕒🕓 WILD action! 🕊️✈️

vHey you ROCKET 🚀 🚀 RIDING SLUTS 🥵 💦, get ready to BLAST OFF 🍆 💥 with the ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH 🌙 🚀! This mission is gonna PENETRATE 🌌🍌 the cosmos HARDER than ever thrusting us back to the MOON 🌕 with some serious THRUST POWER 🍆 🔥 💨! These ASStronauts 🧑‍🚀 👩‍🚀 are strapped in TIGHT for a WILD RIDE 😏

Hey you ROCKET 🚀 🚀 RIDING SLUTS 🥵 💦, get ready to BLAST OFF 🍆 💥 with the ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH 🌙 🚀! This mission is gonna PENETRATE 🌌🍌 the cosmos HARDER than ever thrusting us back to the MOON 🌕 with some serious THRUST POWER 🍆 🔥 💨! These ASStronauts 🧑‍🚀 👩‍🚀 are strapped in TIGHT for a WILD RIDE 😏

Yo, 🎨💦 where the F**k is my 🔥creativity 🔥 when I’m just staring 👀 at this blank ASS paper 📜? It’s like my pencil ✏️ is on a ROLLERCOASTER 🎢 of procrastination 🍑, just waiting to get its ♥♥♥♥ wet in some paint 💦🎨💦! I wanna get down and dirty 🥵 with my sketchbook 📚👅, but my hands 👐 keep getting distracted 💦

Yo, 🎨💦 where the F**k is my 🔥creativity 🔥 when I’m just staring 👀 at this blank ASS paper 📜? It’s like my pencil ✏️ is on a ROLLERCOASTER 🎢 of procrastination 🍑, just waiting to get its ♥♥♥♥ wet in some paint 💦🎨💦! I wanna get down and dirty 🥵 with my sketchbook 📚👅, but my hands 👐 keep getting distracted 💦

Yo, 🎨💦 where the F**k is my 🔥creativity 🔥 when I’m just staring 👀 at this blank ASS paper 📜? It’s like my pencil ✏️ is on a ROLLERCOASTER 🎢 of procrastination 🍑, just waiting to get its ♥♥♥♥ wet in some paint 💦🎨💦! I wanna get down and dirty 🥵 with my sketchbook 📚👅, but my hands 👐 keep getting distracted 💦

I've come to make an 🗣️ announcement🗣️

⚫Shadow⚫ the 🦔Hedgehog's🦔 a 🐕 ♥♥♥♥♥🐕 🍑ass🍑 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He 💦pissed💦 on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👰‍♀️wife👰‍♀️. That's ✅right✅, he took his 🦔hedgehog🦔 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly 🍆♥♥♥♥🍆 out and he 💦pissed💦 on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👰‍♀️wife👰‍♀️ and he said his 🍆♥♥♥♥🍆 was "this 📏big📏" and I said "that's 🤢disgusting🤢".

i’m seeing 👀 too may 🤖AI generated posts ✉️and it’s ‼️‼️‼️OBVIOUS 📝. (no curse words, 😝not naughty enough, 😈no puns😢) WHAT ‼️HAPPENED 🎨🎨🎭TO CREATIVITY!!! I CANNOT be sending out AI generated 😔emojipastas. ❌❌❌

i’m seeing 👀 too may 🤖AI generated posts ✉️and it’s ‼️‼️‼️OBVIOUS 📝. (no curse words, 😝not naughty enough, 😈no puns😢) WHAT ‼️HAPPENED 🎨🎨🎭TO CREATIVITY!!! I CANNOT be sending out AI generated 😔emojipastas. ❌❌❌

i’m seeing 👀 too may 🤖AI generated posts ✉️and it’s ‼️‼️‼️OBVIOUS 📝. (no curse words, 😝not naughty enough, 😈no puns😢) WHAT ‼️HAPPENED 🎨🎨🎭TO CREATIVITY!!! I CANNOT be sending out AI generated 😔emojipastas. ❌❌❌

🌿 Why 🍰 buy 💸 an 🍵 expensive 🎂 matcha 💚 cake? 🤔 When 🕒 you ✨ only 🧂 need 🙏4 ingredients 🍶 and 🍀 a ⏱️ few 🍃 minutes 🔪 to 🧁 make 🍴 it 😌 yourself! 🍳 Start 🥄 with: 1 egg 🥚 yolk, 10 grams 📏 of premium 🍵 matcha 🌱 powder 🍚 and 5 ounces 🥛 of heavy 🍦 cream. ❄️ Keep 🔕 the heat 🔥 off 😮‍💨 while 🌀 you patiently 🙏 whisk 🥣 everything 🧩 together 🤲 until its perfectly 😍 smoooth,

🌿 Why 🍰 buy 💸 an 🍵 expensive 🎂 matcha 💚 cake? 🤔 When 🕒 you ✨ only 🧂 need 🙏4 ingredients 🍶 and 🍀 a ⏱️ few 🍃 minutes 🔪 to 🧁 make 🍴 it 😌 yourself! 🍳 Start 🥄 with: 1 egg 🥚 yolk, 10 grams 📏 of premium 🍵 matcha 🌱 powder 🍚 and 5 ounces 🥛 of heavy 🍦 cream. ❄️ Keep 🔕 the heat 🔥 off 😮‍💨 while 🌀 you patiently 🙏 whisk 🥣 everything 🧩 together 🤲 until its perfectly 😍 smoooth,

🌟LET’S-A-GO🌟, all you GOONING🥴 GOOMBAS🍄 and THIRSTY🥵 THWOMPS🗿! IT’S A MARCH☘️ 1️⃣0️⃣TH, AKA MARI-HO👲 DAY🗓! Today’s the day🌞 to reCOCKnize our GYATTalian🇮🇹 Stallion🐴, Mario, who lays down the ✋️THICCEST🤚 pipe🛢 in the MUSHROOM🍄 QUEENDOM

🌟LET’S-A-GO🌟, all you GOONING🥴 GOOMBAS🍄 and THIRSTY🥵 THWOMPS🗿! IT’S A MARCH☘️ 1️⃣0️⃣TH, AKA MARI-HO👲 DAY🗓! Today’s the day🌞 to reCOCKnize our GYATTalian🇮🇹 Stallion🐴, Mario, who lays down the ✋️THICCEST🤚 pipe🛢 in the MUSHROOM🍄 QUEENDOM

🌟LET’S-A-GO🌟, all you GOONING🥴 GOOMBAS🍄 and THIRSTY🥵 THWOMPS🗿! IT’S A MARCH☘️ 1️⃣0️⃣TH, AKA MARI-HO👲 DAY🗓! Today’s the day🌞 to reCOCKnize our GYATTalian🇮🇹 Stallion🐴, Mario, who lays down the ✋️THICCEST🤚 pipe🛢 in the MUSHROOM🍄 QUEENDOM

Hey 👋 👨‍🏫FINEsteins🧠😍 It's creamPI💦🥧 day! Did you know 🧠 that pi🥧 is used to 📊calculate🧮 properties ⛓️ of circle ⭕️ such as cirCUMference🧑‍⚖️ and DICKameter 🥒 Well you know what's a circle⭕️? YOUR HOLES🍑. So to honor🙏 your holes🍑👅 and pi💦 , make sure you take 🍆 at least 3.14159➕️ loads 💦 today 📅

Be sure to send this to the 1️⃣0️⃣ sluttiest 🩲 🔢mathletes🧮 you know

Get 0️⃣ back, you're a sexless👎🚫 square 🟥 😔

Get 1️⃣-3️⃣back you're a 🏐 spherical🔮 slut 😘

Get 3.14159+ back, you're curvy, 💃🏿 circular ⭕️ creamPI champion 💦🥧🏆

Hey 👋 👨‍🏫FINEsteins🧠😍 It's creamPI💦🥧 day! Did you know 🧠 that pi🥧 is used to 📊calculate🧮 properties ⛓️ of circle ⭕️ such as cirCUMference🧑‍⚖️ and DICKameter 🥒 Well you know what's a circle⭕️? YOUR HOLES🍑. So to honor🙏 your holes🍑👅 and pi💦 , make sure you take 🍆 at least 3.14159➕️ loads 💦 today 📅

Be sure to send this to the 1️⃣0️⃣ sluttiest 🩲 🔢mathletes🧮 you know

Get 0️⃣ back, you're a sexless👎🚫 square 🟥 😔

Get 1️⃣-3️⃣back you're a 🏐 spherical🔮 slut 😘

Get 3.14159+ back, you're curvy, 💃🏿 circular ⭕️ creamPI champion 💦🥧🏆

Hey 👋 👨‍🏫FINEsteins🧠😍 It's creamPI💦🥧 day! Did you know 🧠 that pi🥧 is used to 📊calculate🧮 properties ⛓️ of circle ⭕️ such as cirCUMference🧑‍⚖️ and DICKameter 🥒 Well you know what's a circle⭕️? YOUR HOLES🍑. So to honor🙏 your holes🍑👅 and pi💦 , make sure you take 🍆 at least 3.14159➕️ loads 💦 today 📅

Be sure to send this to the 1️⃣0️⃣ sluttiest 🩲 🔢mathletes🧮 you know

Get 0️⃣ back, you're a sexless👎🚫 square 🟥 😔

Get 1️⃣-3️⃣back you're a 🏐 spherical🔮 slut 😘

Get 3.14159+ back, you're curvy, 💃🏿 circular ⭕️ creamPI champion 💦🥧🏆

Hey you ROCKET 🚀 🚀 RIDING SLUTS 🥵 💦, get ready to BLAST OFF 🍆 💥 with the ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH 🌙 🚀! This mission is gonna PENETRATE 🌌🍌 the cosmos HARDER than ever thrusting us back to the MOON 🌕 with some serious THRUST POWER 🍆 🔥 💨! These ASStronauts 🧑‍🚀 👩‍🚀 are strapped in TIGHT for a WILD RIDE 😏, orbiting the lunar BOOTY 🍑 while we all watch and get wet 💦 from Earth 🌍! NASA’s gonna make us SCREAM 😱 “HOUSTON WE HAVE AN ORGASM!” 💥🍆😩 as they SLINGSHOT 🍌 around the moon’s curves 🌙 and ♥♥♥ back home 🌍 with some out of the world ♥♥♥♥-tales 📖 🍆! Send this to 10 of your horniest SPACE HOES 👽 in the next 69 seconds ⏱️ or you’ll miss out on the ultimate COSMIC CLIMAX 🌠 💦! Get 5 back and you’re a certified MOONING SLUT 🌕 🍑; get 10+ back and you’ll be BANGING 👉👌 in ZERO GRAVITY all night long! 🌌🌠👽💥

Hey you ROCKET 🚀 🚀 RIDING SLUTS 🥵 💦, get ready to BLAST OFF 🍆 💥 with the ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH 🌙 🚀! This mission is gonna PENETRATE 🌌🍌 the cosmos HARDER than ever thrusting us back to the MOON 🌕 with some serious THRUST POWER 🍆 🔥 💨! These ASStronauts 🧑‍🚀 👩‍🚀 are strapped in TIGHT for a WILD RIDE 😏, orbiting the lunar BOOTY 🍑 while we all watch and get wet 💦 from Earth 🌍! NASA’s gonna make us SCREAM 😱 “HOUSTON WE HAVE AN ORGASM!” 💥🍆😩 as they SLINGSHOT 🍌 around the moon’s curves 🌙 and ♥♥♥ back home 🌍 with some out of the world ♥♥♥♥-tales 📖 🍆! Send this to 10 of your horniest SPACE HOES 👽 in the next 69 seconds ⏱️ or you’ll miss out on the ultimate COSMIC CLIMAX 🌠 💦! Get 5 back and you’re a certified MOONING SLUT 🌕 🍑; get 10+ back and you’ll be BANGING 👉👌 in ZERO GRAVITY all night long! 🌌🌠👽💥

Hey you ROCKET 🚀 🚀 RIDING SLUTS 🥵 💦, get ready to BLAST OFF 🍆 💥 with the ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH 🌙 🚀! This mission is gonna PENETRATE 🌌🍌 the cosmos HARDER than ever thrusting us back to the MOON 🌕 with some serious THRUST POWER 🍆 🔥 💨! These ASStronauts 🧑‍🚀 👩‍🚀 are strapped in TIGHT for a WILD RIDE 😏, orbiting the lunar BOOTY 🍑 while we all watch and get wet 💦 from Earth 🌍! NASA’s gonna make us SCREAM 😱 “HOUSTON WE HAVE AN ORGASM!” 💥🍆😩 as they SLINGSHOT 🍌 around the moon’s curves 🌙 and ♥♥♥ back home 🌍 with some out of the world ♥♥♥♥-tales 📖 🍆! Send this to 10 of your horniest SPACE HOES 👽 in the next 69 seconds ⏱️ or you’ll miss out on the ultimate COSMIC CLIMAX 🌠 💦! Get 5 back and you’re a certified MOONING SLUT 🌕 🍑; get 10+ back and you’ll be BANGING 👉👌 in ZERO GRAVITY all night long! 🌌🌠👽💥

Hey you ROCKET 🚀 🚀 RIDING SLUTS 🥵 💦, get ready to BLAST OFF 🍆 💥 with the ARTEMIS 2 LAUNCH 🌙 🚀! This mission is gonna PENETRATE 🌌🍌 the cosmos HARDER than ever thrusting us back to the MOON 🌕 with some serious THRUST POWER 🍆 🔥 💨! These ASStronauts 🧑‍🚀 👩‍🚀 are strapped in TIGHT for a WILD RIDE 😏, orbiting the lunar BOOTY 🍑 while we all watch and get wet 💦 from Earth 🌍! NASA’s gonna make us SCREAM 😱 “HOUSTON WE HAVE AN ORGASM!” 💥🍆😩 as they SLINGSHOT 🍌 around the moon’s curves 🌙 and ♥♥♥ back home 🌍 with some out of the world ♥♥♥♥-tales 📖 🍆! Send this to 10 of your horniest SPACE HOES 👽 in the next 69 seconds ⏱️ or you’ll miss out on the ultimate COSMIC CLIMAX 🌠 💦! Get 5 back and you’re a certified MOONING SLUT 🌕 🍑; get 10+ back and you’ll be BANGING 👉👌 in ZERO GRAVITY all night long! 🌌🌠👽💥

WOW 😱 YOU JUST TOOK YOUR ADDERALL 💊⚡ AND POSTED IT ONLINE 📸 LIKE YOU DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO THE UNIVERSE 🌌🧠 CONGRATS 🎉 GENIUS LEVEL: MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤⛰️

“LOOK GUYS I HAVE ADHD 🧠❗ I TOOK MY CONCERTA 💊🚀 AND NOW I’M UNSTOPPABLE 🔥💪”

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😹😹 OH SWEET SUMMER CHILD 🌞, THE DOCTORS 🧑‍⚕️🧠 ARE IN THE BACK OFFICE 👀💀 PASSING POPCORN 🍿 AND LAUGHING SO HARD THEY SPIT OUT THEIR COFFEE ☕💦 “OH LOOK 😭 ANOTHER TIKTOK 🐦💻 DIAGNOSIS 💊😳”

WOW 😱 YOU JUST TOOK YOUR ADDERALL 💊⚡ AND POSTED IT ONLINE 📸 LIKE YOU DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO THE UNIVERSE 🌌🧠 CONGRATS 🎉 GENIUS LEVEL: MOUNTAIN DEW 🥤⛰️

“LOOK GUYS I HAVE ADHD 🧠❗ I TOOK MY CONCERTA 💊🚀 AND NOW I’M UNSTOPPABLE 🔥💪”

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😹😹 OH SWEET SUMMER CHILD 🌞, THE DOCTORS 🧑‍⚕️🧠 ARE IN THE BACK OFFICE 👀💀 PASSING POPCORN 🍿 AND LAUGHING SO HARD THEY SPIT OUT THEIR COFFEE ☕💦 “OH LOOK 😭 ANOTHER TIKTOK 🐦💻 DIAGNOSIS 💊😳”

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My mother keeps telling me to get a job even though i am a discord mod

Basically the title, i am a full time discord moderator and right now i am managing 10 servers at once, I enjoy my job, i enjoy interacting with different communities and it's nice that people recognize me in all the chats, Recently my mother has been nagging me to get a job even though discord is my job. We had family and cousins over for dinner once and they were discussing their job prospects , My cousin is a firefighter and was talking about how physically exhausting it can be to climb ladders and manage the fire equipment. I also say that my job is hard and that my fingers get tired and that i have to do special hand/finger stretches so i dont get carpal tunnel. I heard my brother smirk and i realized that none of them take what i love to do seriously

I was caught stimfapping

For context, im 30 years old and live with my parents

I was jacking it in my room late at night (on crack) and suddenly I needed to ♥♥♥♥ really bad, so I tried to stajd up but I shifted myself and it made a really loud sound. I suspect the sound woke up my elderly mother who came into my room and caught me with a Crack pipe, butt naked with ♥♥♥♥ all over my bed. I was wearing the upper half of an authentic gestapo uniform (I have a fetick) and she immediately screamed and ran out, im sitting in the corner of my room with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass and a rancid smell in my room and I dont know how to talk to her in the morning

But we can go beyond that... I want to goon to content before it even gets created. Before its even conceived. I need to presciently goon to the vacuum of nonmatter that precedes a new idea. I need to goon to the tendrils of fate connecting each atom of matter as they execute gods plan. I need to goon to the flames of celestial fire which illuminate the platonically idealized matter whose shadows we call reality. I need to goon to the face of god and the soul of the universe. I need to become the prime gooner, the one who gooned before time existed. The one who will goon after time ends. The one who is with goon. The one who is of goon. The one who IS goon.

I need to accelerate my gooning. I need to be gooning at a pace most people would find concerning. Goonable content is being created at a pace so far beyond my current rate of consumption, I'm losing ground and letting down myself, my family, my ancestors, and my heroes. I need to become the connoseur of gooning-- a goonoseur, if you will. A gooner so prolific and talented that I inspire a new generation of gooners to never give up on their dreams of gooning and edging to every piece of content in real time as it is created.

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The Ethical Gooning Constitution:

1 It must be faithful to the source material. 2 The source material must be original and/or tasteful. 3 The acts being committed are within reason, consent and law. 4 If it is art, digital or traditional, it must be created with true passion, effort and care. 5 Taste is subjective, and the public reserves the right to chopped and fine ♥♥♥♥♥, however, the ♥♥♥♥ must be mentally and physically of age. 6 The acts committed must not be physically or mentally harmful and unenjoyable to the fine ♥♥♥♥. 7 You must not goon more than twice a day. 8 The quality and necessity of your goon must be considered. Is this about to be a W fap, or a fruitless effort? 9 If the ♥♥♥♥ is not at least shaped like a human, you should not goon to it. 10 Don't goon to **** or piss, just don't do it.

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