this guy is a rather perfect specimen if i do say so myself

SOME PEOPLE CANT HANDLE SUCCESS
I CAN ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) I CAN
ᕙ༼ ◉_◉༽ᕗ I CAN

The fitnessgram PACER test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 metre PACER test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster every minute you hear this signal *blaloop*. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible untill the test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark *bloop*, get ready *bloop bloop*, Start *baloop*

Å̦̬̥͍͉̭̐͟͝R̻̲̲̩͕ͦ̽ͫ͡E̹͙̼͔̰̭̥͚ͦ͐͝ ̶́͏͉Y̴̱̤̣̽̾̂̈̓́̚Ǫ͉̊̂ͮ̅ͥ́Ű̷̘͉͙̣̘͈̥ͮ̔͢ ̧̘̟̙̫̱̤ͬͮ͂͟͡R̶͛ͫ̀҉͕͙̰̠ͅE̓͐̋̓̆̈҉̥͉̹̯̩Ã̸͉̰̞̰̫̹͉D̦̙͚̄̄̒̓͛̀ͫͨ͐Y̶̧̥̯̹͛ͩ̍͆ͨ̈́̏̓ͦ ̾̍͊͆ͮͧͧ͒͘҉̰̠̪͙͇̲̠ͅK̶̖̝͔̹̻̳ͪ͂͋̔͛͑̚͠I̷̷̍̉ͨ̽͒̈͏̙D͕̥̖̤̐̎ͪ̔̆S̲̩͓̏̉ͯ͢?͖̹̞͔͈̝̪̞̓ͥ̉ͪ͐͂̔̌̀̕

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar