Joeremey Johnslinger
Jeremy   Oklahoma, United States
 
 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.
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Family Guy Jun 30, 2022 @ 12:49pm 
Dude I remember seeing a comment of yours on a Zinnia Jones video like 12+ years ago. You said some ♥♥♥♥ about being in a hot tub with hot chicks while he was getting tongued by Satan in hell. That was the most GOATed based legendary ♥♥♥♥. I hope you never changed. My friends and I loved that ♥♥♥♥ and still talk about it to this day. GOAT. Return to YouTube please.
Spurkeh May 1, 2018 @ 2:14am 
It's true :/
Joeremey Johnslinger May 1, 2018 @ 12:05am 
This guys just mad because i won't deliver him pizza:steamsalty:
Spurkeh Apr 30, 2018 @ 7:06am 
-rep Not really a pizza grill trap :steamfacepalm:
Spurkeh Mar 15, 2018 @ 10:16pm 
After finding out this kids a weeb i got

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thenames𝔗𝔯𝔦𝔭𝔭 Sep 24, 2015 @ 7:06am 
Grill gamr ¥Rep