I'm old.

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Yoruba found out about my plans and chased after me with his many Nigerian comrades. I was constantly on the run, ever fearing for my life. A vicious gun fight broke out when the Federation Army of Africa came upon Yoruba's milita group. In the ensuing gunfire, I managed to escape.

I managed to sell my diamond and settled down in Hawaii. I opened a Shark Sandwich shop and hired a Japanese worker named Hayate who is my cook. We fish for sharks everyday with harpoons and then cook them and sell Shark Sandwiches.

A man named Yoruba found me and nurtured me back to life. Yoruba was the leader of a local milita group and he forced many Nigerians to dig for diamonds. Soon, I found myself plunged into the world of diamonds and slavery. I had a posse of 100 Nigerians who I forced to dig for diamonds. I was involved in this business for many months until I came across a very big and pink diamond. I made a plan to steal the diamond and to head for America

With the help of Ronald's flying car, we managed to get far away to be safe. The car crash landed in the sea, where we were picked up by Somalian pirates. These gentleman were quite the connoisseurs at stealing ♥♥♥♥ in general. They proceeded to kidnap us against our will. Since we had lost our wands in the crash landing, we had no choice but to comply. At night we decided to escape. As we made our way upstairs out of the holding cell, we encountered a group of Somalian pirates. Ronald was killed in a hail of gunfire while I managed to escape with my life.I managed to hold onto a piece of driftwood and safely made it to Africa.