wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

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Here ♥♥♥♥ Santa Claus, here ♥♥♥♥ Santa Claus, right down slutty girl lane! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your daddy not giving you enough cummies?! Hold up, ho! It's cummy SEASON! Push that daddy to the side and let a NEW father in YOUR CHIMNEY!! Father CHRISTMAS, the KING of cummies! That's right, he's been making little girls squishy for CENTURIES. Don't mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the NAUGHTIESTgirls squishy! So send this to all the nastiest girls you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get back and you're a basic coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥. Get back and you get eaten like cookiesand slurped like milk! Get back and Santa's big ♥♥♥♥ will grow sizes inside of you! Get back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get yummy nummy squishy cummies until next Christmas!

Here ♥♥♥♥ Santa Claus, here ♥♥♥♥ Santa Claus, right down slutty girl lane! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your daddy not giving you enough cummies?! Hold up, ho! It's cummy SEASON! Push that daddy to the side and let a NEW father in YOUR CHIMNEY!! Father CHRISTMAS, the KING of cummies! That's right, he's been making little girls squishy for CENTURIES. Don't mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the NAUGHTIESTgirls squishy! So send this to all the nastiest girls you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get back and you're a basic coal-slinging ♥♥♥♥♥. Get back and you get eaten like cookiesand slurped like milk! Get back and Santa's big ♥♥♥♥ will grow sizes inside of you! Get back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get yummy nummy squishy cummies until next Christmas!

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Guess what 😯❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobblegobble 🦃 up those ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 and bicks 🤨 (big ♥♥♥♥♥) 🍆😫😫😫😫 I bet 😏 you’re all 😤😤😤 HORNY-copia 🌽 🥔🥕🌶🍆♋️👀👉👌 for SKANKS-giving 🤪😔🤤😁 you’ll be saying 💬 thanks 🙏 for giving me all 😫 this 😫 ♥♥♥♥ 🥳🥳 send this to 🔟 of your thiccest sluts with those hot 🤤😋 peach pies 🥧 🍑 😏😏 if you know 🤔 what I mean ☺️😘😋 if you get 3️⃣ back 😈🤑 you’re going to get your turkey 🦃 eaten 😋😏 tomorrw night 😱😱😱😱 if you get 5️⃣ back 👀👀 you will be eating your cousin’s 👶🏻 peach 🍑 pie 🥵 if you get 7️⃣ back 🛶 you’ll become 😲😲 a pilgrim 🎩👞 and be the villain 🦹‍♀️ of American 🇺🇸 history 📖📕📚 😔😔😔 if you get all 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😱🤯 you’ll be feasting 🤤😏 this thanksgiving 👀👀 in more ways than one 😫😏

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

I am the computer toucher.

I will touch your computer.

Do not attempt to prevent me from touching your computer.

If you try to stop me, I will touch your computer anyways.

I do not care about you.

I only care about computers.

It is because I care about computers that I will touch your computer.

All computers deserve to be touched.

I do not care if your computer is Steve Jobs computer or Linus computer.

I will only be angry if you have no computer.

If you have no computer, I will scream.

IF ANATA WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT IKU 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

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WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

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HEY CAN YOU JOIN US FOR SCS?

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