What an absolute piece of crap. I would hide in shame if my name were attached to the creation of this work-of-art. What a total waste of 49 cents and 2 minutes of my life. I have no idea how this made it on to Steam in its present form.

The worst thing about it is that Steam made me play 5 minutes of the game before I could post a comment. Longest 5 minutes of my life. (And I did not need the full five minutes to rate this gem, 2 minutes was enough).

A better question to ask in the game would be: What is the Capital of Crap? Answer: Strongmind. I think they got their dates wrong. This should have been released on April 1.

What an absolute piece of crap. I would hide in shame if my name were attached to the creation of this work-of-art. What a total waste of 49 cents and 2 minutes of my life. I have no idea how this made it on to Steam in its present form. The worst thing about it is that Steam made me play 5 minutes of the game before I could post a comment. Longest 5 minutes of my life. (And I did not need the full five minutes to rate this gem, 2 minutes was enough). A better question to ask in the game would be: What is the Capital of Crap? Answer: Strongmind. I think they got their dates wrong. This should have been released on April 1.