I used to be a "mouse herder", but then I took an arrow to the knee. Feels bad, man!

You need mouse bites to live.

@dkdumpling

Life is sad these days in many ways.

wow this guy is a winner

what a sad, sad man

Many thanks for the compliment. I hope you enjoyed taking your time to drop it by.

Wow this guy is a loser.

Less than a day to join the fight! For the emperor!

I already kick everyone a long time ago. Yours and ours)

This is Sparta, Simon! Kick those little persians in the teeth for me, will ya? I have gotten too fat and cannot lift my feet!

Your nickname... What happened?) (2024)

But bro! They must had been Ché-Ché (crazy).

Was reading the comments on my profile on the last few pages, amazing how many people deleted their own comments. I won't delete my own because I don't need to hide anything. I still get sad when I think about those poor D2 players that had to resort to dirty things in order to have any miserable advantage against me. The best part is, I STILL EMERGED VICTORIOUS in countless occasions even when the deck was stacked in their favor. No bragging included, but boy, if an ant is capable of hurting their feelings, imagine a true gaming god! I was merely a pleb on that game.

They were fake!!!! There are not that many Mon Sailors around, man!

𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼

Por acaso até há quem pense que me pregue sustos, mas até agora a única coisa que me asustou foi um terramoto que me apanhou desprevenido durante uma manha! Bots sao bots, e a maior parte da malta por ai sao só bots.

Fechado em casa, bem bom... pelo menos nao me roubam doces nem me pregam sustos!

Thanks mate but far from it!!!

Best Paradox Gamer

By the way CK3 will have achievements on steam, steam just doesn't show them yet.

Nothing really, I merely use this nickname during certain games because... It makes my name invisible!!!!! No one can see me that way!!!!!

Your nickname... What happened?)

:)

Yeah time to end the drama and focus on the important things of... life!

He-he)

Born ready, dude. Thought you alredy knew, Simon.

Hello. Are you ready?)

Forgive me the caps, but I just wanted to make my point, I am actually wasting too much time with this, but thankfully it is just usually during loading screens in D2, so it's all fine.

The best part is that they bait you into going against the rules or something like that somehow (for instance, insulting you, and then, forcing you to insult them) - and then, they denounce you in backchannels ONLY THEY and a few of their friends, have acess to, showing, only your insults and never their own!!! Look, I don't even use discord nowadays, so I can't even defend myself in there for instance, in case they were using it... But they love to defame you while you cannot even defend yourself!!!! Best yet, with half-baked truths!!! Ask them how many games they ruined for instance on ranked PVP, by suiciding... ON PURPOSE!!! LOSING LIVES ON PURPOSE!!!! (while on your own team) Which is AGAINST the rules of the game... Yet I bet they didn't tell anyone about that, did they? Obviously not. Pure trolls.

But you gotta ask yourself. They said they had proof about me cheating... they told me they had reported me for cheating... I didn't get banned and I am sure bungie actually looked the issue. If I was TRULY cheating like they say... Bungie would have found something, right? Try to guess why they didn't, then... Because those kids, those kids were purposedly lying to make me look BAD. Look I already got recluse, mountain top, not forgotten and all things I could possibly want to get from PVP - why would I cheat???? Beats me really. I just want to play for fun, that is all, and I only have fun when people actually play the game... when kids queue for ranked match (and end up being on your team), and SUICIDE ON PURPOSE, to make you LOSE LIVES and LOSE THE MATCH, how am I supposed to have fun? Your call, really, the answer is OBVIOUS to me.

I was actually pretty close to reach legend rank last season, but because of those kids, my streak kept being ruined... They kept doing it on purpose all the time, and trust me, it wasnt just 1 or 2 times - in 1 of them I even made a joke about their mother I shouldn't have, but you know kids, trying to piss you off with their things. I still got a few screenshots about the end result, where they barely killed 1 player and kept suiciding ON PURPOSE to make me lose ranked matches where they ended being part of my team...

I could had definetely reached legend rank easily, with enough effort, but I kept leaving it always for the last week and the last few days of the season, it's a bad portuguese trait I haven't gotten rid of, leaving things to be done at last hour. I reached 4800 points I believe, could had gotten further if it weren't for THOSE kids ruining my streaks ON PURPOSE!!!!

So before, you, the unaware reader decides to report something - without knowing what is going on - think twice. Just because a cop beats a criminal, doesn't mean the criminal was innocent and the cop was guilty. It's pratically the same situation in here. The cop merely reacted to the criminal's action, where the criminal disrespected the natural order of things. If you only saw the cop doing the beating, then you should question the criminal if he is guilty, or not, and speak with the cop as well before drawing your own conclusion. Some people are quick to jump to conclusions just because the criminal was their friend.

By the way, for all potential readers - don't be a fool to fall prey to some sick kids around spreading fake news. Right now I was having issues with little kids that I crushed easily on PVP - since I kept being queued with them - with the end result being their utter defeat - guess what, they started asking their clan mates and people that got no clue about anything being spoken about, or only saw what the little kids wanted them to see, to report me or report other things of mine...

Some of these kids really got on my nerve since we were playing ranked matches and they decided to lose on purpose (they were on my team) just to piss me off, since I had humiliated them countless times. I might have said a few things I am not exactly proud of, to these same players, but they were losing on purpose - they didn't even try to play. They even said so to me during the matches.

como te disse, isto é um jogo casual para mim. um jogo sem dedicated servers n pode ser outra coisa. no section 8 eu por vezes conseguia um kd de 50 sozinho, aki só consigo + de 10 com uma equipa boa o suficiente. no section 8 nem precisava de ninguem. dai eu me entitular um deus no section 8, e em screenshots do tal jogo.

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kem n pensa q isto é um jogo casual, sao os trolls a jogarem em stacks de 6, como se isto fosse um jogo extremamente competitivo... mas tb só teem tomates para loners, lol. duvido q fale + aki, e até axo q vou bloquear novos comentarios aki. ja serviu o proposito, e espero q o bigodes tenha aprendido a liçao. senao, estou sempre pronto a novas ordens, para providenciar diversao suficiente, no d2. paz e amor a todos, eu pelo menos vou tentar oferecer suficiente amor e afecçao ao alheira e ao bigodes kuando os vir... obrigado pela dica, maztaah!

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nao sei onde tás a ver choro ja agora, o q eu vejo é tempo sendo inutilizado e idiotices a serem ditas. os unicos q xoraram e q tinham motivos para xorar foram os q perderam. eu ganhei. axo q ainda n percebeste essa parte. o simples ganhar - n é motivo de orgulho, ou motivo para enxovalhar os outros. nao. o verdadeiro motivo é a hipocrisia de certos tipos. E MESMO ASSIM PERDEREM A USAREM CHEATS!!!!! se nao consegues ver isso, atao vamos dar esta conversa como acabada.

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tambem n tou a procura de ombro, ou de alguem q me de carry num raid, ou de um lugar na comunidade portugusa. Eu até ja fiz nightfalls com + de 100k em solo mode, e kuase q fiz last wish em solo mode tb mas nao tive para me chatear com a merda dos finishers e de tar a usar essas glitches para o fazer até ao fim. isso e outras coisas, mas n vou tar aki a ocupar + o meu tempo com mierdas.

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psstt, até aposto q és o bigodes mas numa troll account.

e nao, nao sou so eu o unico jogador legitimo por aki. tu tb poderás ser 1, como a maior parte dos users a postarem comentarios aki... mas torna se dificil de se saber a verdade, dado o teu low profile, e a tua aggresividade. Parece + de troll, percebes? pk esses é o q nao faltam por ai, usando low profiles como o teu. até com profiles como o meu, mas isso é muito raro, pk iriam tar a por em risco milhares de euros com mierdas de cheats (por exemplo).... lol.

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nao sei kual o problema de ser de vialonga... hey, temos sagres fabulosa aki... lel.

e sim, era sempre 5. 5 era a nota maxima durante os anos todos enkuanto estudei. a escala somente mudou na universidade.

e ja agora, n sei se sabes, mas o unico deus, o verdadeiro deus, nao é de vialonga, é de todo o universo. é omnisciente e omnipotente. duvido q seja cagao, chorao, ou essas coisas todas q tu insististes em dizer. se keres falar Dele assim tanto, vai á igreja, ou outro sitio de culto. nao me estejas a xatear aki, nem estejas a invocar o nome Dele em vao.

@OX

nao sei se sabes mas existe esta invençao fabulosa q tás a usar neste preciso momento, xamada internet. o q n faltam sao competiçoes internacionais feitas pela internet, das kuais eu ja participei. + q posso dizer de certos trolls por aki.

o kd tb n tem nada a haver com isto. Podias ter menos de 1 q eu tava me nas tintas, ja ganhei matches onde a maior parte da equipa tinha menos de 1 e algo parecido com 0.8, mas como tinhamos 2 ou 3 captures em control matches, cada kill valia + pontos q as kills do inimigo. e de novo, ganhar nem é o ponto do jogo, o ponto do jogo... é JOGAR. conseguem perceber isso? JOGAR. a maior parte na malta nao joga, ocupa espaço, e dá feed ao inimigo sem concretizar nada em concreto. se morreres mas compraste tempo suficiente para começar a hunt, fonix, atao tens o meu respeito mesmo q morras sem matar 1. pelo menos jogaste pelos objectivos.

I wouldn't blame them for accusing me to be honest given the situation right now, but no, I am not cheating. And frankly, if I was really lagging, it could had been on their end. Who knows where this French dude is from for instance... Could be from a 3rd world country as far as I know. I still ate mountain top grenades in the face (with him auto commiting suicide many times since I was in front of him), so I doubt I lagged that much otherwise he wouldn't have been able to pull those off.

Gotta admit though, I might have had sudden spikes since with corona outbreak everyone is staying home, and in my home a lot of people use internet to see movies / TV channels, so it is a huge drain on the internet. But why would I stop playing because of any of that, if I keep getting queued myself with guys with terrible internet always screwing me around? Having a bad internet isn't a bannable offense.

Destiny 2 is in a terrible situation regarding cheaters though, that is true and known to everybody. There are all sort of cheesy players around. Lack of dedicated servers only aggravate the issue, since you are exposed in a p2p environment and malicious people can do a lot to harm your game. Competitive games were already a pain, but now they are even worse. I wouldn't in my sane mind recommend it to anyone, personally I would have given up already but I am very close to obtain unbroken title. Either the matchmaking screws you by pitting you against a team of legend players with players on your team with half of the enemy's glory points, or it's just some cheater always scoring headshots in the most ridiculous manners and in many cases in 100% of the time.

Well, I played 2 days non-stop. We are speaking about +50 matches of competitive games.

You play with 5 other guys in all of those games. 5x50=250 people I met or played with. There are only 3 people complaining about my lag, and another complaining I was using a specific weapon + armour (jotun + mk44). I am not going to comment this last one, since weapons and armours are in the game in order to be used. As for lag, frankly, if only 3 guys are bitc_hing from my +25 wins, I am happy.

If you still doubt about my words, you can easily check the stats page on destiny tracker for evidence. You will see that I lost many matches and in many of those I didn't even score 1 eff, with both of my allies scoring less than 0.5 eff. In some cases I was actually the one with worst eff on the team. If you think this is cheating to you, then wait till you actually face cheaters that automatically respawn or got unlimited power ammo, or fly throughout the entire map, lol.

Frankly this last joke about a lagswitch is news to me, I rarely ever lag unless I am in an australian (on a server in the fast east) or even servers in the USA. Destiny 2 is a p2p game and I have had enormous problems regarding lag myself, as you can easily see from my complaints in my own profile. Granted, the connection I am paying for isn't the best one ever, but it's far better than the one in places like Zimbabwe or Afganistan (people I played against). I did ♥♥♥♥♥ at them but I never outright accused them of cheating. Exploiting lag, possibly, since they queued with european friends as fireteam leaders just to get queued with other europeans, but that is that.

Relax dude, they are usually people I meet on Destiny 2 (on competitive mode). Between idiots complaining about weapons I use, idiots saying I su_ck and barely know how to play in a team, and others saying I cheat and, as of now, people saying I am using a lagswitch... seriously, it's just a game. I am usually the one beating my head against a wall trying to reach my goal on the game, but I am usually thrown back in all manners possible (either vs cheaters, people leaving my team at the start of the game, or even being ddos'ed as it hapened earlier this week). Those guys? They don't know what real pain is. Real pain is wasting days playing legitimate towards a goal, those kids are just mad because they lost vs me. French Empire for instance was a mountain top user, and I still kept owning him most of the time, in many cases simply by (melee) charging in (which is, humiliating, vs such a powerful weapon and in a shooter, lol)

Go cry elsewhere French baguette... keep 'em coming (the baguettes) though, since I LOVE THEM!!!!! Baguette with tuna... BEST EVER. Seriously though, if you get charged and killed by jotun, it's your fault, don't blame me.

Imagine deleting my comment for exposing your ass for having a lag switcher. have fun being banned for Network manipulation KEKW

Get banned for what? Using Jottun and overshield with mk44? Lol get good.

I hope you get banned, and too obvious with mk44 and jotunn that you're doing it on purpose.

Prepare to ban little ***

fcn lagging ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

my man found a way to import blink onto a titan XD