Esto es para ti, MIS MEJORES AMIGOS. Lee este mensaje hasta el final, es adorable. Envie un angel para que te vigilara la noche pasada, pero volvio. Cuando le pregunte "Por que?" el angel dijo "Angeles no vigilan a angeles". 20 angeles estan es tu mundo. 10 estan durmiendo, 9 estan jugando, y 1 esta leyendo este mensaje. Dios ha visto que tienes problemas con algunas cosas, y Dios dice "Se ha acabado". Una bendicion para ti va en camino. Si crees en Dios, enviale esto a 14 amigos, incluyendome. Si no lo recivo, supongo que no soy uno de ellos. Justo cuando obtengas 5 respuestas, alguien que tu amas te sorprendera silenciosamente... No es una broma. Pasa este mensaje. Por favor no lo ignores. Te estan poniendo en prueba y Dios va a arreglar 2 grandes cosas esta noche en tu favor. Si crees en Dios, deja de lado todo lo que estes haciendo y pasalo. MAÑANA sera el mejor dia de tu vida. NO ROMPAS LA CADENA. ENVIA ESTO A 14 AMIGOS EN 10 MINUTOS. NO ES TAN DIFICIL. NO CHATS GRUPALES.

when the ♥♥♥♥ did you post this I never saw this on my profile till now

At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him.

Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available.
After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish.
At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command.
When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master."

ur mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Esto es para ti, MIS MEJORES AMIGOS. Lee este mensaje hasta el final, es adorable. Envie un angel para que te vigilara la noche pasada, pero volvio. Cuando le pregunte "Por que?" el angel dijo "Angeles no vigilan a angeles". 20 angeles estan es tu mundo. 10 estan durmiendo, 9 estan jugando, y 1 esta leyendo este mensaje. Dios ha visto que tienes problemas con algunas cosas, y Dios dice "Se ha acabado". Una bendicion para ti va en camino. Si crees en Dios, enviale esto a 14 amigos, incluyendome. Si no lo recivo, supongo que no soy uno de ellos. Justo cuando obtengas 5 respuestas, alguien que tu amas te sorprendera silenciosamente... No es una broma. Pasa este mensaje. Por favor no lo ignores. Te estan poniendo en prueba y Dios va a arreglar 2 grandes cosas esta noche en tu favor. Si crees en Dios, deja de lado todo lo que estes haciendo y pasalo. MAÑANA sera el mejor dia de tu vida. NO ROMPAS LA CADENA. ENVIA ESTO A 14 AMIGOS EN 10 MINUTOS. NO ES TAN DIFICIL. NO CHATS GRUPALES.

AHHH FIRE FIRE
IF U WERE KILLED I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BEACUSE I WOUKLD BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
SEND THIS MSG TO EVERY HOMIE YOU HAVE INCLUDING ME
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YARKOV WHEN?? I NEED MY FIX......YOU KNOW HOW HAGGY GETS WHEN HE DOESN'T GET WHAT HE WANTS..GRRHH......

this is Satisfactory []

This worked out in my favor, as i had reached a spot i previously hadn't before. finally passing that trepidous tunnel, i saw what looked to be a small squid like thing on the floor with a large eye. knowing that squids are very weak to water, i tried to drown it. what a fool i was. unknowingly, i had wasted all my air and the lifeless corpse of the yellow fellow i controlled and his spent body floated to the surface. Overall, i'd have to give rain world a 6.3. ♥♥♥♥ game!

Like most things in the game, i expected them to help me (maybe they would guide me to the air) so naturally i stood still right in the middle of all of them. You wouldn't believe how mad i was when i found out they feed on the energy of rage. My catacter sunk like a kidney stone to the bottom of the passage. Trying this method about 50 more times, i began to realize that maybe i wasn't getting it. in a last-ditch effort to conserve my karma (the symbol looked like a 2, so it couldn't have been lower than two), (i had my karma hacks off at the moment) I tried to avoid the small red swimmers.

As the wicked witch of the west, my supple pores disintegrate upon contact with water. Anyways, i tried to swim though there (if you don't know, pressing jump makes your character boost in water, a good method for conserving air usage underwater, and if you're wondering, you should never use it when exiting the water. your slug cat playable thing will enter anaphylactic shock and promptly die.) I used my tried and true method when suddenly, these red squirming things appeared in the water.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate drainage system. I mean first of all, WATER? Why the ♥♥♥♥ is the protagonist, a cat, forced to go into water??? This is animal abuse and i will not stand for it. Secondly, THAT ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROOM. you know the one. i was on my 237th cycle (i had gone in from garbage wastes, to go back to outskirts ) when all of a sudden, A ROOM. FILLED WITH WATER

Erm,,,,...I don't "drink" mug,...

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Post this on the walls of the 5 prettiest Mug Moments you know...
If you get back 5 you're a Mug Maniac. ..
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why did you comment this TWICE

At the end of the day, if Kitty so desires, she can spend recreational time with Master before bed. She can choose to play a video game with him, chat Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available.
After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish.
At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command.
When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master."

Hello, Kitty... Welcome to your first day of training as my new pet and servant. Breakfast is every morning at 8:30 am EST. We will convene at that time if you are available.
After breakfast, Master will begin his shift at work. Playtime will be between 12 PM EST and 1 PM EST. Depending on your availability, we will arrange for all manner of play, and you may request a particular manner of play if you so wish.
At 5 PM EST, work will be over for the day, and Master will take you to his room, and you will obey his every command.
When Master gives you an order, you are to respond in the affirmative with "yes master." At all times, if you understand a command you are given, you will respond with, "yes master."

Did you just use an emoji?

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

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Number 15: A fatty spotted at Walmart. The Cheetos give him the tiggly wiggly and the shaky shaky. Now he's gonna drinky drinky.

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Esto es para ti, MIS MEJORES AMIGOS. Lee este mensaje hasta el final, es adorable. Envie un angel para que te vigilara la noche pasada, pero volvio. Cuando le pregunte "Por que?" el angel dijo "Angeles no vigilan a angeles". 20 angeles estan es tu mundo. 10 estan durmiendo, 9 estan jugando, y 1 esta leyendo este mensaje. Dios ha visto que tienes problemas con algunas cosas, y Dios dice "Se ha acabado". Una bendicion para ti va en camino. Si crees en Dios, enviale esto a 14 amigos, incluyendome. Si no lo recivo, supongo que no soy uno de ellos. Justo cuando obtengas 5 respuestas, alguien que tu amas te sorprendera silenciosamente... No es una broma. Pasa este mensaje. Por favor no lo ignores. Te estan poniendo en prueba y Dios va a arreglar 2 grandes cosas esta noche en tu favor. Si crees en Dios, deja de lado todo lo que estes haciendo y pasalo. MAÑANA sera el mejor dia de tu vida. NO ROMPAS LA CADENA. ENVIA ESTO A 14 AMIGOS EN 10 MINUTOS. NO ES TAN DIFICIL. NO CHATS GRUPALES.

hi

Usually when people talk ♥♥♥♥, I just brush it off, but now, it's gone a little to far. Assclown, you talk as you know me but in reality you don't know ♥♥♥♥ about me. I'm guessing you've never been in a situation involving a real live thug that was born and raised in the ghetto/hood(me). Yes i've turned my life to good, but i will throw all that out the window if you continue to talk ♥♥♥♥ about me. I've killed a few people back in my banging days and Just remember next time before you open your mouth, you better be praying that i'm in a good mood, or else you'll be in for a rude awakening when the thug in me unleashes.

these are all lies

This guy plays Outer Wilds and it's (NOT) because of me. For real, you can actually blame Avi (mostly).

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Post this on the walls of the 5 prettiest Mug Moments you know...
If you get back 5 you're a Mug Maniac. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤

This guy plays dead by daylight and its (NOT) because of me

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This guy plays cookie clicker and its (NOT) because of me

what the.............. .. .

yo tambien te amo bebe besame mmmmmmm

I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE

cerra la pica ♥♥♥♥

+rep great sniper and demoknight

When my futa gf smacks her ♥♥♥♥ against my balls (yep i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

-rep do not add this man, he plays Dead by Daylight (extremely racist and homosexual)

This is for you, MY BEST FRIENDS. Read this message until the end, it's adorable. I sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. When I asked "Why?" the angel said "I sharted". DON'T BREAK THIS CHAIN. SEND THIS TO FOURTEEN FRIENDS IN TEN MINUTES. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. NO GROUP CHATS.

-REP THIS GUY LIKES TRANZ 🤮🤮🤮🤮

-REP THIS GUY LIKES TRANZ 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Viste la pelea que hubo ayer en la noche frente a tu casa? Estaban 1000 angelitos peleando por protegerte !! Hasta que uno venció y entró a tu casa y se emocionó al verte durmiendo y de repente escuchó un shhh...miró y a tu la lado estaba Jesús y le dijo guarda silencio que esta personita necesita descansar protegida por mí!... Si crees en Dios manda este mensaje a 15 amigos.. Y dentro de 2 horas te pasará algo lindo no lo cortes. Se vale regresar.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

-REP THIS GUY LIKES TRANZ 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Esto es para ti, MIS MEJORES AMIGOS. Lee este mensaje hasta el final, es adorable. Envie un angel para que te vigilara la noche pasada, pero volvio. Cuando le pregunte "Por que?" el angel dijo "Angeles no vigilan a angeles". 20 angeles estan es tu mundo. 10 estan durmiendo, 9 estan jugando, y 1 esta leyendo este mensaje. Dios ha visto que tienes problemas con algunas cosas, y Dios dice "Se ha acabado". Una bendicion para ti va en camino. Si crees en Dios, enviale esto a 14 amigos, incluyendome. Si no lo recivo, supongo que no soy uno de ellos. Justo cuando obtengas 5 respuestas, alguien que tu amas te sorprendera silenciosamente... No es una broma. Pasa este mensaje. Por favor no lo ignores. Te estan poniendo en prueba y Dios va a arreglar 2 grandes cosas esta noche en tu favor. Si crees en Dios, deja de lado todo lo que estes haciendo y pasalo. MAÑANA sera el mejor dia de tu vida. NO ROMPAS LA CADENA. ENVIA ESTO A 14 AMIGOS EN 10 MINUTOS. NO ES TAN DIFICIL. NO CHATS GRUPALES.