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Next I moved on to porn clips, which I will day is the holy grail of porn. Short, straight to the point and you can fire off rapid fire clips of things that excite you, reducing "downtime".
Porn movie downtime: 30%
Porn game downtime: 45% ( Still maintained interactivity. )
Porn clips: 2% downtime ( I could see this as easily being the most addictive form of adult media. )
This is weird and I can't tell anyone irl but I have to tell someone.... I masterbated for 12 hours today to find out the effects so you don't have to!
First of all I prepared 3, 32 ounce water bottles, and had a meal of one cup steamed rice and 1 cup mixed vegetables ( peas, carrots and green beans ) with about 1 tablespoon of soy sauce. I also took a basic daily all in one vitamin.
I began by assembling a random collection of different porn clips, porn games and full length movies.
Breakdown:
Full length movies took too long to get to the point. The story "deadspots" made the little soldier begin losing interest so I switched to the next option in the run, for science.
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