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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:10am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2020 @ 11:15am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2020 @ 5:41am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2020 @ 11:13am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2020 @ 11:26am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:11am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2020 @ 4:28am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2020 @ 11:12am



Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
192 / 1,000

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
192 / 10,000

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
4,706 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
2,747 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
720 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.