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Age: 17 (Litterly hate my generation, no hipsterino)
Country: United Kingdom (Hate alot of stuff about the country, but for the most part it's allright)
Favorite Games: CS:GO (obviously), Rust, Dishonerd, Mirrors Edge, Skate 3, Battlefield, Borderlands, Oldscape, H1Z1, Hearthstone, WoW and maybe GMOD if it's not full of weeabos
Hobbies: I have 1000+ hours plus on CS:GO nuff said.
Sexuality: What the ♥♥♥♥...

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CPU: AMD FX 8320
CPU Cooler: Hyper 212 EVO
Video Card: MSI R9 280X 3GB
Case: Corsair Carbide Spec 03
Motherboard: MSI g46-970a
RAM: 4X4GB Corsair Vengeance 1600mhz
HDD: 1TB WD Blue
SSD: 256GB Samsung 850 EVO
Sound Card: ASUS Xonar DGX
Headphones: Sennheiser HD 558
Microphone: Blue Yeti
Keyboard: Razer Deathstalker 2013 (biggest pile of ♥♥♥♥ there is)
Mouse: Razer Deathadder 2013
Monitors: 2x Asus TN Panel 27" 60hz 2ms

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You would think with 1000+ hours I would be better....
Silver 1: ✔
Silver 2: ✔
Silver 3: ✔
Silver 4: ✔
Silver Elite: ✔
Silver Elite Master: ✔
Gold Nova 1: ✔
Gold Nova 2: ✔
Gold Nova 3: ✔
Gold Nova Master: ✔
Master Guardian 1: ✔
Master Guardian 2: ✔
Master Guardian Elite: ✔
Distinguished Master Guardian: ✔
Legendary Eagle: ✔
Legendary Eagle Master: ✔
Supreme Master First Class: ✔
Global Elite: Not yet rip
These are just ranks i've reached as of the end of 2015.

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Q. Nice hacks mate.
A. Never hacked and never will. Don't be butt hurt kid ;)

Q. Why are you so salty?
A. Probally that time of the month again

Q. I have $200 worth of steam wallet codes to trade for a skin.
A. Has that actually ever worked? Like just ♥♥♥♥ off mate...

Q. Coke or Pepsi?
A. Coke and yes there is a difference you dirty pepsi drinking pessants.

Q. Can I add you mate I'm only level 1.
A. Nope; no level 1's or private profiles sorry mate

Role Models

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Sam Pepper, SoFlowAntonio, Hitler and anyone that has put up with my ♥♥♥♥ for more then a year

Favorite Copy and Pastas

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"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Some random 14 year old

"Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “heart of stone” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 23. pls no copy pasterino my story." - 48 year man from somalia

"୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ RIOT ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨, ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ♥ ɴᴀᴢɪ ᴍᴏᴅs ♥ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ, ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MOLLY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ" - Back when I was a soda sub, good times

Summary

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"Overall I would say I'm a pretty cancerous teenage kid who gets way too salty at everything and am a huge waste of matter." -GG