congratulations on overcoming your video game addiction.
yours truly, me

Hello Mr Covid,

This response is in regards to your pitch sent earlier this week to invest in the item Tickled Tegu from the hit video game Dota 2.

Thank you so much for reaching out to pitch this investment opportunity with me but I will sadly have to decline your suggestion. I am fully invested in Stock, Bonds, Collectibles, Fiat, and Rare Earth Metals. As such there is currently no room left in my investment portfolio for this item.

I wish you all the best in your attempt to corner this market but currently do not see the risk to reward being worth it for myself in these current economic circumstance.

Best wishes and Happy Holidays,
enis Cat

You need help. Serious real help.
Your obsession with 'Brawlhalla’ is distressing and a very obvious sign of one losing their grip on their very existence.

What I would suggest you do is to put down the spiked ball, step away from the Mallhalla, and perhaps pick up a piece of a life. Getting a job, a car and a girlfriend would be fantastic starts.

I truly am sorry to find you in quagmire and I hope you get the help you need.

You need help. Serious real help.
Your obsession with 'DayZ’ is distressing and a very obvious sign of one losing their grip on their very existence.

What I would suggest you do is to put down the improvised tent, step away from the pristine burnt chicken steak, and perhaps pick up a piece of a life. Getting a job, a car and a girlfriend would be fantastic starts.

I truly am sorry to find you in quagmire and I hope you get the help you need.

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I know, somewhere deep down in my heart, I still love you... :'(

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