>be me
>always clears cookies, clears history, and often goes on incognito
>wife asks me why I do such things
>starts to sweat immensely
>tries to find a way around it
>discovers Tabletop Simulator
>finds an in-game tablet where you can do whatever you want on the Internet
<beats game single-handley
11/10 doesn't have to worry about wife no more.