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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2021 @ 6:45am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2021 @ 6:46am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Jul 24, 2021 @ 10:16am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2021 @ 10:41am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2021 @ 10:28am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2021 @ 11:05am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2020 @ 3:30pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2021 @ 11:14am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Aug 23, 2022 @ 6:50am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2021 @ 6:46am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Nov 13, 2020 @ 2:32pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 9:55am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2021 @ 10:28am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2018 @ 2:52pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Oct 13, 2018 @ 2:48pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2021 @ 7:13am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Feb 6, 2021 @ 10:04am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:05am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2020 @ 3:20pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Jul 29, 2021 @ 7:00am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Jul 25, 2021 @ 3:55am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!