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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:29am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 2:08am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 2:55am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 5:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 9:43am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 2:29am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 4:25am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 4:48am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 1:31am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 2 @ 7:11am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 2 @ 11:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 3 @ 10:46am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 3 @ 12:37pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:01am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:02am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:11am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:23am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:54am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 4:58am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 8:42am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 3:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 4:32am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:44am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:44am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:44am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:01am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:54am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 2:07am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 3:19am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 10:59am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 10:59am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:19am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 2:57am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 3:18am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 2:54am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:01am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 5:05am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:02am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 8:35am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 6:54am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:26am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 8:37am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 6:54am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:14am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 8:36am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 6:54am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 4:58am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 6:53am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 6:33am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 8:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 6:53am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 3 @ 2:55am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 1:41am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:47am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked May 5 @ 11:04am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked May 5 @ 11:04am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:14am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 2:34am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 5:05am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:23am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 9:14am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 8:35am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 2:24am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:36am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 6:55am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 4:13am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:44am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 7:55am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 3 @ 6:54am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 22, 2023 @ 5:48am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked May 6 @ 12:43pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 8:57am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 12:47am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 6:33am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 2:47am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 5:50am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 2:10am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 11:36am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 15 @ 4:23am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:47am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:48am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 7 @ 5:32am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:50am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked May 14 @ 11:53pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked May 2 @ 4:08am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:09am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked May 3 @ 6:50am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 3 @ 6:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked May 3 @ 2:39pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:29am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:29am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 6:53am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked May 2 @ 7:55am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked May 3 @ 7:25am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked May 5 @ 11:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 3 @ 5:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked May 3 @ 6:29am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:53am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked May 7 @ 10:59am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:08am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 2:29am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 3 @ 5:14am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 3 @ 11:03am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 3 @ 6:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 3 @ 7:14am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 3 @ 10:54am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:37am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:55am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 5 @ 11:44am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 5 @ 12:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:21pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:35pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 11:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 4:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:48am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:47am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:48am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked May 2 @ 4:08am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:49am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:49am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:29am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:29am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked May 5 @ 11:45am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:15am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:15am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:44am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 3 @ 12:11am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 5 @ 5:10am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 6 @ 10:23am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 6 @ 10:23am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked May 6 @ 10:39am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:22am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:22am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked May 15 @ 3:38am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 4:05am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:54am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 12:53pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 6:54am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:08am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked May 3 @ 5:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 2:08am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 12:55pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 7:01am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:09am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked May 3 @ 5:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 2:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 14, 2023 @ 1:31am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 6:01am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 7:11am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 3 @ 5:47am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:34am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:35pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:18am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:32am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 6 @ 12:09pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 6 @ 12:36pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:36pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:47pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:54pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:43pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:57pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:03am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:06am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 16 @ 1:44am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked May 7 @ 11:03am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked May 3 @ 6:30am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:22am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:49am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked May 3 @ 6:28am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked May 3 @ 6:29am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked May 3 @ 2:40pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked May 6 @ 10:32am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 10:32am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked May 6 @ 10:34am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:15am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:15am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:55am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:22am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:58am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:43pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:22am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:46am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:44pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:07am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 6:37am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 6:47am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:02am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 2 @ 7:11am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:21am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 3 @ 7:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 3 @ 2:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:15am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:23am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:37am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:59am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 1:23am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 2 @ 6:02am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked May 6 @ 12:09pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:12am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:21pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:26pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked May 3 @ 11:36am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:28am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:55am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:11am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:12am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 12:09pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:03am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:03am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2023 @ 2:12am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 1:31am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 11:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 1:00am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:54am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 6 @ 10:18am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:08am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:35am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:57pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:50am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:51am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked May 6 @ 10:36am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:11am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:12am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:12am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:05am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:05am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:57am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:59pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:54pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:14am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:51am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:51am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:07am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:07am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:05am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:07am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:28am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:28am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 15 @ 12:16am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 3:39am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked May 11 @ 1:29pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2023 @ 3:57am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 2 @ 12:14pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 3 @ 2:36pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:15am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:56am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:56am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 10:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:27am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:30am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 3 @ 4:43am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:32pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:32am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:58pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:06am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:18am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:33am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:57pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:59pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:05am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:56am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:13am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:27am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:57pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:57pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:57pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:03am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:57am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:13am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:27am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:27am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:28am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:38am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:59pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:48am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:49am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:49am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:58am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:27am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:30am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 3 @ 10:54am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:22am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:44am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:22am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:22am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:49am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 7 @ 3:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:50am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:52am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:22am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:53am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:23am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked May 12 @ 12:40pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:52am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:11am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:38am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:56am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:13am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:14am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:29am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:37am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:56am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 1:10am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 3 @ 6:49am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:23am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:15am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:34am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:59pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:56am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:00am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:13am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:13am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:27am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 6 @ 10:59am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:38am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:31am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:58am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:24am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked May 2 @ 7:56am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked May 7 @ 3:56am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked May 2 @ 7:55am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:24am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 5 @ 11:45am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:34am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:56am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:56am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:13am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:49am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 7 @ 3:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:31pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:09am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:51am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:38am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:26am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:27am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:15am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:40am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:28pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 11 @ 12:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 7 @ 11:03am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 12 @ 11:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked May 15 @ 5:35am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked May 15 @ 11:32am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:53am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:23am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 15 @ 4:25am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 5 @ 11:44am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:28am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:52am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:52am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:14am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:28am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:29am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:38am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:16am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:55am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:56am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:38am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 5:20am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:33pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 8 @ 11:11am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 14 @ 11:23pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked May 7 @ 5:33am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:53am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:14am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:28am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:50am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:39am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:55am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:30am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:35am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:29pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 8 @ 11:11am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked May 8 @ 11:55am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked May 11 @ 12:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked May 15 @ 3:38am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked May 3 @ 6:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked May 5 @ 11:45am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:07am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:52am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:31am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked May 7 @ 5:20am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked May 11 @ 11:51am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:18am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:52am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:19am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:15am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:52am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:12am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:09am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 7 @ 5:10am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8 @ 11:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 12 @ 12:22pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:01am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:15am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 10:59am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2023 @ 11:29am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked May 15 @ 5:35am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:26am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:21am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:42pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:26am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:02am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:51am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:55am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:52am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:38am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 8 @ 11:09am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:25am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:53am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:44am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:27am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:37am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:50am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:37am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:53am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:39am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked May 7 @ 5:34am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 8 @ 11:11am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked May 12 @ 11:43am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked May 15 @ 3:38am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 15 @ 4:23am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 5 @ 1:47pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 15 @ 3:38am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:29am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:53am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:01pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked May 7 @ 11:03am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 2:24am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Nov 24, 2023 @ 4:48am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 5 @ 11:04am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 6 @ 12:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:08am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:53am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:58am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 7 @ 1:54am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 7 @ 4:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:28pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked May 12 @ 12:40pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:30am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 7 @ 12:58am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:44am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:15am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:53am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:53am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked May 7 @ 2:53am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked May 7 @ 5:11am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked May 8 @ 11:11am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked May 11 @ 11:53am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked May 11 @ 12:00pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 11 @ 12:26pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 5 @ 10:36am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 6 @ 11:24am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked