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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 8:43am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 7:38am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2013 @ 10:40am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 12:12pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 11:57am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 7:43am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 4:49pm

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 4:01pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 11:01am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2013 @ 3:53pm

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 4:30pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 4:30pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 3:42pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 8:33am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 8:42am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 8:42am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked Apr 28, 2013 @ 10:49am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked Apr 28, 2013 @ 10:40am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 9:06am

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked Apr 28, 2013 @ 10:49am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 11:03am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2016 @ 9:51am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2016 @ 9:18am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 5:47pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 5:19pm

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 11:58am

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 3:48pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 12:12pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2013 @ 9:55am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 7:34am

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2013 @ 11:18am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 8:44am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 8:48am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 4:36pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 4:49pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 4:50pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 12:50pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 9:50am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2013 @ 10:25am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2013 @ 8:16pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2013 @ 8:16pm

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked Jun 27, 2013 @ 2:41pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 3:53pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 7:57am

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked Oct 5, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 5:56pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 5:33pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 5:55pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 8:01am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 5:58pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 5:58pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 6:01pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 6:01pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked Oct 7, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 5:15pm

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 9:04am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 5:28pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 5:52pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2015 @ 8:08am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2015 @ 8:22am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2015 @ 9:11am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2015 @ 9:31am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 5:07pm

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 9:55am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 5:22pm

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 5:22pm

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 8:16am

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 8:16am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 8:35am

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 8:47am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 5:30pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 4:51pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked Oct 9, 2021 @ 7:26am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2015 @ 4:45pm

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2015 @ 9:00am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2015 @ 9:11am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2016 @ 8:35am

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 6:45pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2016 @ 6:04pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 9:23am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 8:58am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 10:02am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 8:30am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 10:02am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 8:18am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 9:24am

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked Jun 2, 2016 @ 11:58am



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.