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absolute legend
1. When you wake up in the morning, you duck into the bathroom.
2. If you make a noise while brushing your teeth, you immediately run to another room and check your surroundings.
3. You never leave the house without checking your offerings.
4. During your lunch break, you try to grab the toolbox from the crate.
5. When you hear a signal, you run in a panic to the nearest exit.
6. You only go to the basement to farm valor points.
7. If someone sits on the toilet too long, you call them a face camper.
8. If your boss wants to talk to you, you try to brush them off on one of your colleagues.
9. You promptly sabotage lampposts.
10. If someone hits on you in a bar, you blind them with your flashlight to get rid of them.