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deadpool

Critical csgo enjoyer, wins never loses. Undefeatable.

:nerd:

youve felled off notgonnalie

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i am sorry. please give me 2 week and I give gerbil back

you gave me reptile
please return him
he tasted bad

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I want to ♥♥♥♥ a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my ♥♥♥♥ in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could ♥♥♥♥ it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty ♥♥♥♥♥?" Then I want to mount it when it's good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted ♥♥♥♥ explodes inside the toaster's tight slot. When I'm done my ♥♥♥♥ will look like a burnt sausage that had it's casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I want to ♥♥♥♥ a toaster.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

santa

Yessss. I watch cow chop too. he inspired me to play, i wuvhim

tbh I watch cow chop now but I watch the creatures for like 3 years before nova left he's the reason why I play ttt

He's bootiful, respects for watching the creatures