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⠄⣠⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢯⡓⢻⠿⠿⠷⡜⣯⠭⢽⠿⠯⠽⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣼⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣥⣝⠂⠐⠈⢸⠿⢆⠱⠯⠄⠈⠸⣛⡒⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣭⡭⢟⣲⣶⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢶⡀
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⣭⣛⠳⠶⠬⠭⢭⣝⣛⣛⣛⣫⣭⡥⠄⠸⡄⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⢇⡟
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⣍⡲⠮⣍⣙⣛⣛⡻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠖⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣬⣭⣭⣭⣝⣭⣭⣭⣴⣷⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⠿⠦⠤⠄⠄
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⢆⣤⡞⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#WormLivesMatter
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠋⠀⢰⠎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⢆⣤⡞⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀When she asks
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⢠⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Would you still love
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ me if I was a worm?
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>then i showed her this picture, and she started crying
>i asked her whats wrong, and she just sobbed and said "its so sad…why cant they marry?"
>*Shows picture of a happy gay couple*
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⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠳⣦⣌⣉⡛⠻⠿⠿⢏⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣁⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣻⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠈⠑⠢⢀⠄
⠄⠄⠈⠉⠋⠙⣿⣿⠉⠠⡲⣶⠢⠄⠄⠄⡄⢾⢛⣿⣯⢽⣿⣷⣄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠒
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣕⠘⠋⢸⡇⠈⠛⠿⢿⣷⣦⡀⠄⢀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⡍⣀⣀⡰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢯⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿⣧⠗⡚⠚⠄⠄⠙⢿⢟⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⢿⣿⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢼⡞⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢻⣇⠄⠄⠤⠤⠴⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡠⢔⠕⠁⠀⠀
(Courtesy of the Onion)
(Courtesy of the Onion)
Please stop calling me gay, I touched a willy in high school once and it was just a little mistake, please stop calling me gay. I swear I love vagina and I love to touch that p.ussy. I kissed two girls before and it felt really good because they were women and not men, cause I'm not gay. Penises are for f.aggots, p.enises are for gays, p.enises are disgusting, so please stop calling me gay. I love to have sex with women with big breasts. I don't have s.ex with men, cause if I did that would make me gay. Please stop calling me gay, you're hurting my feelings. Let me make this clear cause I do not lick w.illys, I went to summer camp and I touched a girl's b.oob cause I'm not gay. See me licking that p.ussy, it feels really good and it feels really gooshy.
Hmph… you’re so sensitive sometimes… but if you really don’t like me calling you a f.aggot, then fine! I’ll stop! Not ‘cause I care about your feelings or anything! Just— ugh, you’re so annoying sometimes… baka~!💢. Ugh… look, I was just teasing you, okay? I didn’t know it actually hurt your feelings… 😣 I didn’t mean it like that at all… I just thought we were joking around, dummy… I’ll be more careful next time, so don’t make that sad face, okay? B-baka kun…💞
(Courtesy of the Onion)
(Courtesy of the Onion)
It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I’m afraid he’s going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my c.ock. I’ve even started to visualize these repulsive c.ock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven’t actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can’t seem to stop thinking about.
What is it with these h.omos? Can’t they control their sexual urges? Aren’t there enough gay c.ocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?
Believe me, I have no interest in getting my c.ock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other h.omos who’ve come on to me recently. All of them sucked my c.ock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.
I’ve got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my c.ock, then I’ve got a real problem.
Look, I’m not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I’ve been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my c.ock.
Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man’s man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn’t seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my c.ock, that is.
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🍪< \ NO! YOU BIT TOO MUCH! NO MORE BITING PRIVILEGES FOR YOU!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢋⣭⡍⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀
⠀⢀⣴⣶⣶⣝⢷⡝⢿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠻⡌⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⠇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠙⢹⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠉⢆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠈⠳⡀⠀⢀⡸⠀⠀⠙⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡅⠀⠙⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠏⠉⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⡠⠋⠉⠉⠉⠑⠢⢤⡀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠃
⡇⠀⡖⠚⠱⡀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠆⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⢲
⠧⠼⠁⠀⠀⠹⡀⠀⠀⠀⠓⠉⢁⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡤⡆⣀⣈⣠⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠒⠒⠊⠙⠁
⣿⡇⣠⣤⣤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠃⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸
⣿⡇⣿⠀⢻⣿⣿⡦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⣿
⣿⡇⢹⡤⠚⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣷⡭⣿⣿⡟⠀⢰⣿
⣿⠇⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡀⢀⣦⢐⣦⠀⠀⠄⠈⢉⠶⢾⣿⣿⠀⢹⣿
⡟⠀⠛⢀⣤⣶⣶⣦⠶⠖⠛⠃⠘⣿⣾⣿⣄⠀⠈⠀⠈⠀⠺⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿
⠇⠀⢀⠟⠋⠁⣀⡀⠀⠸⣿⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠀⣴⣷⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⢸
⢀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢤⣄⣀⣠⣀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣁⣤⡀⢸
⠸⣷⣤⣤⡀⠀⢀⣐⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⡀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠛⢛⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣠
⣷⣄⡈⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠃⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⣴
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣧⣤⣬⣉⣉⡛⠛⠿⠾⠿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠋⠁⣠⣴
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⣷⠮⢉⣻⣍⣩⣭⣭⣉⣙⣛⠉⢶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣽⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣩⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡙⡏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠿⠉⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿⡿⢿⡿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿
⣿⠄⠄⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣾⣦⣤⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠂⠄⣸
⣿⣦⡀⢰⣿⠟⣽⣯⣝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣽⣿⡟⣿⣿⣧⠄⢀⣥⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⢼⣿⣿⣿⠸⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢸⣿⣿⣿⡈⣭⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣎⣛⣟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⣛⣋⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⣿⠃⠄⢰⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠘⣿
⣿⠄⠄⢐⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⣿
⡏⠄⠄⠈⠉⠙⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠟⠛⠗⠄⠄⣸
⡇⠄⠄⠐⠷⣻⡶⢌⠛⠿⣿⣿⢿⠿⣻⠶⠶⢶⣦⠄⠄⢐
⡇⠄⢰⡆⢤⣦⣄⣧⣬⡦⣼⣷⣤⣈⣬⣄⣠⣅⣢⡗⠄⠸
⡇⠄⠰⢿⣷⣤⣤⣾⣿⡃⣿⣿⡟⣿⣯⣯⣭⣷⢿⠅⠠⣿
⡇⠄⠄⢾⣿⣿⠿⣿⢿⢠⣿⣿⣷⢼⣟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣻⢠⣺
⣿⡇⠄⢈⠉⠱⣿⣿⣄⠈⠻⠻⠋⢠⣿⣷⠌⠙⠛⠁⢸⣿
⣿⣇⠄⢻⣷⣦⣄⠉⢛⡒⠄⠄⢀⣛⠋⣀⣤⣾⡗⡀⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣦⢂⠻⣿⣿⠷⣮⣟⣻⣛⣿⣿⣲⣿⣿⡏⠔⢼⣿⣿
⡿⠿⠛⠁⠁⠙⣿⣥⣈⣉⣉⣋⣉⣨⣼⣿⢟⠌⠄⠄⠈⠉
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠟⠝⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠃⢰⣯⣤⣼⣄⣀⡰⠋⢀⣸⠁⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠔⠛⣿⠋⠀⠀⢰⡏⠈⠁⠀⡟⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡾⠱⡇⠀⠿⣄⠦⡄⠘⠧⣷⡀⣠⠴⠒⠀⢸⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣻⣄⠛⠂⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠒⠲⠶⢿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⢀⣀⣀⣀⠋⢃⣠⣤⣤⡤⠄⢲⣶⣶⣞⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡴⢿⢹⣿⣿⡇⠀⣀⣸⣿⣿⣧⣀⡴⠋⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢰⠓⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠚⢻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠇⠀⠐⠋⠉⣸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠦⣿⠉⠉⠉⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⡟⠓⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢢⣄⣀⣀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣄
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⣿⣿⡿⢟⣋⣬⣥⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣾
⣿⣿⠁⢻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠄⣿⣿
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⣿⡇⣿⣫⢳⠁⢈⢮⢺⢜⣕⢗⠑⢣⢎⢂⠈⢛⣸⣿
⣿⣇⢻⣂⣋⢸⢕⠉⠁⠍⠈⡮⡤⢊⡹⠠⢰⣿⣿⣿
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