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0.4 hrs last two weeks / 1,447.5 hrs on record (129.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jul 8, 2016 @ 10:25am
Updated: Nov 25, 2020 @ 9:23am

CS:GO Review
How to play Counter Strike: Глобальное наступление ( Counter strike, ♥♥♥♥♥ offensive)
Step 1: Open up ♥♥♥♥♥ offensive
Step 2: Play a game ( If you dont select dust 2 you are noob and virgin)
Step 3: Lose game 16-0
Step 4: Watch Anomaly's skin opening videos
Step 5: Steal mums credit card
Step 6: Buy 1 million cases
Step 7: Pull Sand Dunes ( Rarest Weapon in the game)
Step 8: Equip Sand Dunes
Step 9: Scream♥♥♥♥♥♥BLAYT into the mic whilst inspecting your ultra rare sand dune
Step 10: Congratulations, you are now a master at Counter Strike: ♥♥♥♥♥ Offensive
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