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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:50am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:49am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:24am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 10:24am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:05am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:13am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:15am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:33am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:49am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:12am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:00am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:26am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 6:36am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 2:08pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:17am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:49am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:11am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:12am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:53am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:23am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:53am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:13am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:20am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:45am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:34am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 9:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:49am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:26am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:29am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 8:34am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 3:51am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:45pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:36am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:19am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:19am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:01am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:53am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 9:42am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:50am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 11:25am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:06am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 11:50am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:46am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 6:46am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 9:50am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:08pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 4:21am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:15am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 11:24am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 10:35am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:43am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:17am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:15am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 9:50am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:36am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 6:47am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 11:50am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:19am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:49am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:35am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:51am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:15am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:05am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:39am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 3:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:15am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:13am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 8:01am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 9:14am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:40am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 6:37am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:07pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:37pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:36am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 4:31am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:41am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 9:14am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:28am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:18am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:16am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:21am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:40pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:41am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:16am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2021 @ 4:09pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 5:54am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 6:36am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:28am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 5:39pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 11:50am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2021 @ 4:26am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:53am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:00pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 5:36am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 9:14am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:39am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:27pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:41am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:42am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:44am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:59am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:19am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 2:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 10:39am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:41am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 4:36pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:43am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:59pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 1:54pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:39am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:15am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:35pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:39am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 9:53am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 1:44pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 5:41am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 7:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 9:38am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 12:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 5:48am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 9:46am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 4:11am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:33am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:19am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 8:11am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:25am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:18am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 11:35am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:42pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 2:42pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 4:11am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 8:03am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:03am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:49pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:04am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:04am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:19am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 6:42am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 1:23am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:03am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 10:58am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 1:28am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:15pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:30pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:00am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:49am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 2:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:46am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 8:26am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:18am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:18am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:32pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 5:08pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 7:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 12:04pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:16am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:32pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:42am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:16am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:41am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 10:47am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:16am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 2:26am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 12:39pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:53am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 6:06am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2023 @ 11:22am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 11:38am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 8:06am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 8:40am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 10:48am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 5 @ 6:12am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 10:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2021 @ 11:06am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 7:17pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:54am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:40am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:02am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:10am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 11:04am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 10:48am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 11:45am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 5:54am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked Apr 29, 2023 @ 10:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:02am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:32pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 5:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:16am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 10:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 4:53pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 4:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 5:03am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:13am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:14am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:18am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 3:49am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 8:56am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 4:53am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 5:03am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 11:49am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 8:21am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 9:53am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 2:36am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 4:43am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:51am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 8:21am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 12:02pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2022 @ 7:59am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Jun 29, 2022 @ 7:44am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2022 @ 3:13am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2023 @ 4:20am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 2:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2022 @ 8:59am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 10:41am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2022 @ 12:22pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:39am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:54am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 10:46am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2023 @ 4:09pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 3:00pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:03am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 3:00pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 8:56am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:27am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 4:14pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 5:04am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 6:22am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 4:02am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2022 @ 8:23am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Mar 7, 2022 @ 7:25am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:44am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 7:56am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:10am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 4:48pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 10:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:16pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 5:46am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 1:44pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 8:42am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2022 @ 9:53am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 1:25am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:06am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 6:54am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 1:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 11:47am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 12:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:40am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:03am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:09am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 10:27am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2022 @ 8:27am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 22, 2022 @ 7:29am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 9:34am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 8:48am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 10:28am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 3:52am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 6:22am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2022 @ 7:40am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:06am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 9:34am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 1:48am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 14, 2022 @ 2:29pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 7:48am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 3:04am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 6:08am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2023 @ 3:22am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 9:05am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:48am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2023 @ 3:24am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2023 @ 3:22am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 5:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 11:00am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 2:08pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:00pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 5:53am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 3:04am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 1:46pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:39am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 8:21am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 8:56am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 4:54am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 5:05am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 1:26pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 2:10pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 8:11am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 7:20am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 5:32am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 8:54am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 9:18am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2022 @ 9:25am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2022 @ 1:25pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2022 @ 8:58am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2022 @ 4:02am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2022 @ 7:42am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Mar 10, 2022 @ 2:41am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jun 25, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 9:34am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 8:11am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 7:20am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 1:26pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 2:07am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 4:29am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:15am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 7:49am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2022 @ 2:40pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 10:51am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 9, 2022 @ 12:02pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 7:20am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2023 @ 4:51am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 1:51am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 6:40am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2022 @ 6:54am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 10:25am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 9:14am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 4:28pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 7:55am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 7:58am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 3:37am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 2:14am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:14am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:11am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2021 @ 12:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2021 @ 10:41am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 1:19pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:05am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 2:46pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 8:01am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 1:53am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:19pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2022 @ 7:35am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 5:06am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 4:16pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 5:55am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:19pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Aug 16, 2022 @ 10:17am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jun 6, 2022 @ 4:08pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jun 7, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2022 @ 2:10pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 5:41am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 5:41am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 5:41am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 7:18am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 11:12am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2023 @ 1:28am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 7:17am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:42pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 3:33am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 7:48am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 15, 2023 @ 9:09am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 2:26am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jun 19, 2023 @ 1:56am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 2:49am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:48am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked May 10, 2023 @ 6:48am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked May 23, 2023 @ 4:46am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 10:46am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Dec 6, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:00pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 8, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2023 @ 11:31am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:08am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 5:06am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 5:32am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 5:32am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 3:54am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 7:18am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 4:09pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2023 @ 5:53am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 12 @ 4:43pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:09am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2023 @ 8:09am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2023 @ 4:09pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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