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Raptor Jesus Jun 12, 2021 @ 8:46pm 
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Phoenix Jun 20, 2019 @ 11:55pm 
what a joke
Peter Pants May 30, 2019 @ 5:25pm 
awful
Derelich Feb 26, 2018 @ 5:37am 
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Derelich Feb 22, 2018 @ 12:34pm 
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Derelich Jan 18, 2018 @ 10:03pm 
Ain't nothing wrong with kissing your homie goodnight
Derelich Aug 22, 2017 @ 9:13am 
It has been 4 hours since I succesfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis conctact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, im not sure what kind of power I may have stumbled upon but its possible that the government has found out. If I dont update this again please send help.
Derelich Aug 4, 2017 @ 1:52pm 
i was gunna comit suicide because my step dad beat my hamseter to death with a club but when i saw this profile i founs there was more to life so snuck into my stepdads room while he was fast asleep and slipped my 3 inch ♥♥♥♥ into his slimy little mouth until i came all over his face and chest. he woke up livid and dug up my dead hamster out of the backyard and loaded the little guys cold dead body into a sweaty gym sock and beat me so hard i started to cry for mr giblets to come back to life and take me with him to the hamster afterlife.
Derelich Mar 5, 2017 @ 7:47am 
I stayed with my maternal grandmother one summer. She caught me masturbating to pornographic magazines. As punished I had to burn them and then I had to bathe her, both of us naked. I think she thought the embarrassment would be enough but she was actually fairly hot and I’d get an erection. So she would make me jerk off right there in front of her and if I got close to ejaculating she’d slap the head of my ♥♥♥♥ and bark at me “do it again!” This would at times take an entire hour until she would finally let me ♥♥♥ then I’d have to wash my ♥♥♥ off of her, towel her dry and then dress her, all the while I was still naked.
Derelich Jan 6, 2017 @ 3:38pm 
Today, I fapped. Yet I just could not feel the rushes of dopamine I had been accustomed to. I kept on stimulating my genitalia, but felt nothing, and simply could not maintain an erection. After 20 minutes straight of trying to ♥♥♥ to no avail, I finally felt as if I was on the verge of a climax. And with passion, I punched my ♥♥♥♥ into submission. I beat it until it wanted nothing more but death. With great strength and perseverance, I was finally able to reach the orgasm. But instead of feeling the raw ecstacy of releasing my sperm cells, I felt nothing. My muscles were contracting, and semen was being released, yet I did not feel anything. I cried myself to sleep, trying to wait through my refractory period and hope my next orgasm could be better.
Derelich Aug 28, 2016 @ 1:12pm 
OwO
"whats this?"
*notices your gains*
Derelich Aug 16, 2016 @ 1:50am 
>be me twenty russia
>start /fit/ tribute
>become more beauty
>talk girls too
>she say penis or no
>disgusted cry again and again
>never hear her
Derelich Aug 12, 2016 @ 4:10am 
Hello, I am currently 69 years old and I want to become a gay. I know there’s a million gay people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m not different. On December 420th, I’m moving to heaven; home of the greatest gays. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a gay yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest ice puss-e-don.
Derelich Apr 9, 2016 @ 9:29pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Derelich Mar 31, 2016 @ 10:16pm 
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Derelich Mar 31, 2016 @ 10:13pm 
You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
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Derelich Mar 31, 2016 @ 10:12pm 
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Derelich Feb 24, 2016 @ 10:48am 
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus.
Derelich Aug 20, 2015 @ 7:27pm 
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Derelich Jul 25, 2015 @ 8:08am 
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Derelich Jun 7, 2015 @ 5:25pm 
forgive english, i am Russia.
i am here little time. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also.
We sex together.i never tell i gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? i dont no but it spurt it feel very good in American ass
Derelich Jun 7, 2015 @ 5:24pm 
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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Derelich Dec 23, 2014 @ 9:23pm 
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Derelich Dec 23, 2014 @ 9:22pm 
-rep YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ FORTRESS
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Vasily Aug 31, 2014 @ 6:28pm 
+rep