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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 12:04am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 9:41am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 4:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 12:18am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 7:14pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 6:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 8:16pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 12:06am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 7:56pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 12:12am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 2:19am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 6:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 3:24am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 5:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 12:49am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 11:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 2:16pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 11:02am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 7:17pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 8:25pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 6:24pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 2:05am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 5:13pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:07am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 10:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 3:24am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 12:10am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:17pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 4:24pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 8:09pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 11:45pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 8:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 12:50am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 8:59pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 4:49pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 4:42pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 5:21pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:30am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:35am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:35am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 4:18pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 7:27pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 5:42pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 4:13pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 12:00am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2022 @ 9:53pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 2:19am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 7:51pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 2:35am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:23am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:25pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:10pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:37pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 7:14pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 8:13pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:45pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:45pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:48pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 12:51am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 5:48pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 7:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:16am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:44pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 2:53pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 5:47pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 3:43pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 9:41am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 4:07pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 4:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 5:04pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:29am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 8:59pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:44pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 12:50am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:29am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2022 @ 7:55pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 8:34am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:58am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:58am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 7:30pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 1:41am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:23am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 12:49am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:29am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:00pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:21pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:54pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:47pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:20pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:44pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:47pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:01pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:16pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:59am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 4:28pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 12:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 10:00am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 9:41am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:40pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 8:57pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:18pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:35pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:47pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:17pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:46pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:01pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:46pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:15pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 5:48pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 10:03am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:36pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:13pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 1:00pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 3:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:49pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:04pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:07pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:08pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:27pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:54pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:44pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:44pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 9:41am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 3:37pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 11:43pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:29pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:01pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:54pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:52pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 12:00am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 6:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 5:10pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Nov 1, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 4:08pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:28pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:12pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:48pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:42am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:41am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 1:41am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 11:13am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 11:29am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 6:42pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 7:16pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 10:29am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:44pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:40pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:09am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2023 @ 9:59pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 2:16pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:22pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:44pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:40am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:41am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 1:57am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 4:29pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:22pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:41am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:41am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:41am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:41am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 5:56pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 2:55am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 1:00pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:40am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:40am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 3:56am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:55am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:58pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 11:29am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:59pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 4:29pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:41am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 8:42am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 11:49pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:17pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:14pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 6:36pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 11:49pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 7:17pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 7:30pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 12:00am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:13pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:47pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:41am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 2:55am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Apr 14 @ 3:56am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:12pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:21pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:48pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:04pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:44pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:41am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:41am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:45am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 4:13pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 1:00pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 12:10am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 1:08am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Nov 21, 2023 @ 2:55am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 8:19pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Oct 30, 2023 @ 6:10pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 7:34pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 10:01am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 9:46pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 1:00pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 8:58pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:36pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:41am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 6:41am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 4:30pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 4:59pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 7:17pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 8:34am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 8:42am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 3:18pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2023 @ 6:29pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Nov 5, 2023 @ 1:12pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2023 @ 5:10pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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