I met a prophet once. A magi.
I asked him my future and he said I was gonna die.
Then he said he had two pieces of advice for me
"first, never pass up a chance to get high"
"and second, never trust whitey"
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for a guy wearing a suit made of sunday newspaper ads
that dude was smart
i wonder if he was jesus.

I checked out all the wheres waldo books at the libary then circled waldo with a sharpie in every picture before returning it

I like to hit women during sex
and also not during sex

what i thought was a hallucination just told me hes actually a ghost. im not sure which is worse tbh

I dont believe in the moon. I think its just like, the back of the sun.

its 3:30 in the morning. im sitting alone in the dark. and im thinking about you, conner anderson.