My dearest, Lord Farquaadius
It is an absolute pleasure to serve under you. However, since you have gone on your pilgrimage, I find myself longing for you. I miss being summoned to your quarters to assist you in getting ready. Feeling that beautiful red silk and applying it to your astonishing physique was all the fulfillment and purpose I needed. I have yet to receive news of your journey, but I need you to return soon. Keeping this massive fortress functional and strong is difficult when the squires don't take me seriously. To remain United, they need the leader they love and respect. I urge you to return with haste sire. As soon as you hear this from Harold, whom I have sent via horseback, please be on your way.
Your Forbidden Lover,
Dainothyos