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1 person found this review helpful
92.1 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
Ah ♥♥♥♥, here we go again.
Posted October 8, 2022.
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105 people found this review helpful
39 people found this review funny
33.1 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
"A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man"
Posted May 31, 2022.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
48.7 hrs on record
You try to be nice people die, you try to be a piece of ♥♥♥♥ people die, you try to be rational people die, you try being quiet people die. In the end everyone dies.

Puns aside, This game really has some jaw dropping moments along with one of the best story line and a flushed out character arc.

The DLC was mediocre, it felt like a drag until the last episode.
Posted May 29, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record
Gfx still holds pretty well for a 7 yr old game, But it runs like poop.
Posted April 9, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
10.0 hrs on record
Do you really want to see the Dark Knight get trolled by people who consider themselves as villains? Then this game is for you.

Get ready to see Batman take on the most epic of taunts from the likes of a guy obsessed with dealing drugs, a guy with a worn out sack over his face and bulbs for eyes, a slob, a man who is referred as a crocodile but looks nothing like it and finally a woman who ♥♥♥♥♥ plants, all that while he runs around the same place more than twice in an isolated island prison, which looks more like a castle.

I really didn't like the story that much but the meaningless upgrades and ridiculously easy Riddler trophies surely made up for it.

For real though, the combat in this game along with stealth and AI awareness is one of the best in any game I've played.
Posted April 3, 2022.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.9 hrs on record
Played this only for the story

The gameplay is so sluggish and feels out of place for a game that has something to do with time travel and time manipulation and all that ♥♥♥♥. The main character Jack Joyce's running speed feels like he doesn't care that time is ending.

This stupid gameplay makes the game hard to enjoy and also Y the ♥♥♥♥ do I need an internet connection to watch live action episodes when I downloaded almost 50gb of data for the game?
Posted February 25, 2022.
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288.4 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
Was hoping for another mediocre game and EA delivered - Thanks EA
last gen on PC = Big brain move by EA, but who needs hypermotion when U can have mods.

Oh and the new GK rewrite is good finally and makes games harder.

Edit : scratch all that its back to being ♥♥♥♥ now
Posted October 2, 2021. Last edited February 12, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.1 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Efootball - The pitch was ours but now its EA's

Unresponsive, clunky animations, usual launch bugs, cut scenes have 15 fps and no major gfx improvements is this game even using UE4

To even play a Kickoff match you have to press skip 5 times. If Konami had put a price tag on this they would have easily topped EA in terms of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

"Oh and now our players has mouth guards instead of teeth, so have fun" - KONAMI
Posted September 30, 2021. Last edited September 30, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
76.5 hrs on record
Easily one of the BEST games I've ever played

This game has everything - great graphics, interesting plot and plot twists, well written characters and exceptional gameplay

The thing which impressed me the most was the combat. its so good U can get satisfaction from it rather than desperation of it being a chore.The enemy varieties are great and its fun defeating them and also sometimes running for your life. Progression in HZD is spot on U can go on playing without worrying to level up Aloy.

The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ story ended on a cliffhanger and I can't play Forbidden west when it launches as it is a PS5 exclusive which makes me wanna get a PS5, which is like finding water in the middle of desert.
Posted September 19, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
14.4 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
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"All you had to do was follow the damn green rings BATMAN"
Posted September 18, 2021.
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