It's day one. I'm in the mess. I look around and I spot the biggest blackest m0-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that I can find. Everybody is looking at me and I walk right at him and say what the f0ck are you looking at? He says what? I said you heard me m*♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what the f*ck are you looking at?! That ain't a f0cking coconut, it goes down, I'm on top of him, everybody's around it he's getting some shots in everybody's going ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy! This cruise! This guy's everybody, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!