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23 hours ago 
walls with friends
Mar 14 @ 11:29pm 
walling
Mar 9 @ 9:50pm 
begged me to sign his profile -signed!
Mar 9 @ 4:53pm 
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Sep 10, 2025 @ 5:37pm 
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Aug 30, 2025 @ 8:35pm 
best player in canada
Aug 17, 2025 @ 12:43pm 
-rep can't entry
Aug 1, 2025 @ 4:09am 
🤚✨🐸
Jul 21, 2025 @ 8:30pm 
😱👨‍⚕️🐦🐰🍧🐮
Jul 9, 2025 @ 4:58pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
Jul 1, 2025 @ 4:39pm 
boosted noob
Jun 18, 2025 @ 5:31pm 
doesnt care but shouts at you when you force buy. enjoy the ban and -1000 elo xoxoxo
Jun 8, 2025 @ 1:12pm 
-rep
Jun 3, 2025 @ 5:01pm 
-rep racist
May 31, 2025 @ 2:17pm 
-rep get dog walked you maple mexican
May 22, 2025 @ 12:30pm 
TRASH KID
May 22, 2025 @ 12:18pm 
trash at game but i carry him
Feb 19, 2025 @ 5:34pm 
When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day
Dec 19, 2024 @ 7:21pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Jun 24, 2024 @ 5:50pm 
the worst enjoy the faceit q
Jun 20, 2024 @ 4:55am 
^_^
May 26, 2024 @ 10:29am 
nevermind he has 3000 hours, and just has low prime rank
May 26, 2024 @ 10:28am 
someone on my team complained about him hacking, but after watching replay idk about that. Maybe smurfing but not hacking
Mar 24, 2024 @ 5:16pm 
HOW DO I GET THAT BIG MILK BAG BACKGROUND?????????
Mar 14, 2024 @ 6:52pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
Dec 3, 2023 @ 3:51pm 
lolxd at cheating in low rank cs2

depressionnnnnnn
Nov 15, 2023 @ 2:48am 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
Aug 30, 2023 @ 6:20pm 
2,850 hours and still sucks ass. I feel bad go back to your 9-5
Aug 7, 2023 @ 6:47pm 
-rep smells stinky... has balls for a face as well as a brain. ps. used his own flaccid penis for pro pic drawing
Jul 17, 2023 @ 2:25pm 
has brainrot
Jul 11, 2023 @ 4:17pm 
drops bomb and baits planter
May 20, 2023 @ 7:02pm 
boomer has nearly 3k hours and is still complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
May 17, 2023 @ 8:33pm 
I have a degree in finance
Apr 18, 2023 @ 4:20pm 
don't play faceit if you are trolling
Apr 14, 2023 @ 7:02pm 
Has so many CDOs
Apr 2, 2023 @ 1:31pm 
small pecker
Mar 6, 2023 @ 1:22pm 
guy actually has autism thinks he going pro in rocket league
Mar 3, 2023 @ 6:28pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Feb 23, 2023 @ 10:16pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Feb 5, 2023 @ 5:00pm 
canadian do g brain
Jan 5, 2023 @ 8:09pm 
+rep left bad comment on my profile
Jan 3, 2023 @ 8:43pm 
he left a bad comment on my profile :(
Dec 21, 2022 @ 12:41pm 
-rep his girlfriend calls him quote 'snowpeas because his d*ck is small."
Nov 6, 2022 @ 2:08pm 
ayy, u wanna play? it's "megabtw" from faceit :b
Oct 5, 2022 @ 5:19pm 
most retarded person i met. mad i didnt rush stairs with awp when smoked and mollied
Oct 1, 2022 @ 6:17pm 
moose ♥♥♥♥♥♥ apologize
Sep 30, 2022 @ 7:45pm 
congrats, you can demo. But thats it
Sep 17, 2022 @ 3:04pm 
most retarded person i met. mad i didnt rush stairs with awp when smoked and mollied
Sep 10, 2022 @ 7:55am 
lame asf, also is part of furry fandom.
Aug 30, 2022 @ 3:23pm 
Very good player, actually 1v9. Must add based