You have yourself a deal young man

Will give you a reach around and a packet of salt and vinegar crisps for that ak.

have an offer for ya, added mate.

yo, do u want to trade? i have a good offer

-rep has d.va body pillow.

-rep massive bummer

Where do I begin? This man saved my life first off. He saw me surrounded by a bunch of dirty porch monkeys. After he saw I was a good white man, he then lured the ♥♥♥♥♥♥s into his house with a piece of chicken from kfc and some watermelon. After he lured the ♥♥♥♥♥♥s into his basement, and gased all of them. After they were dead, he took there ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bodies on to the chopping block. It took him 5 Days to chop up all of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bodies, but after he did, he started a company feeding the blacks. He feed the blacks with their own kind, and for this, he will always be remembered as a hero. +rep

Swag

HO HO HO

It's Cumwrong, not Cumron!

hey com, how are you liking the PS2 Beta?

Just saw you're message, welcome home.

Mate, where you been? Are you back yet?

Say what you will about Comron, but this man has a lovely bunch of coconuts.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sir, I needs to talk with you badly. GET BACK ON NAOW.

COMRON! GET ON SKYPE NAO

CAMRON how you doing? :p

Hello friend!

I stole your crumpets.