Please note that upon being accepted as a janitor, the following will occur:

- You will have your head completely shaved and you will be stripped to only the essentials. Your phone, watch (whether smart or not), contacts/glasses, necklace(s), tattoos, shoes, and socks will all be taken from you. You will not be able to receive them until 6 months into your journey as a jannie.

- You must travel to these exact coordinates: -1.601507, 24.860478. From there, you must fasten until Sunday comes, where, on that day, there is a 9/10th chance of you getting knocked out from the butt of a gold-plated Kalashnikov AK-47 by a man named Habudeen Malafamba.

- Provided that all of the aforementioned conditions are met, you will arrive in a camp. While the coordinates are not exactly known, some speculate that you arrive in somewhere near (or even in) the country of Benin. Newcomers will be watched closely -- there will be a lot of men holding loaded assault rifles. You do not want to make a

Maybe I deserve it all, The liquid diarrhea, back of my head is flat, barely literate, attention deficit, sloping ape like forehead, no connective tissue in my joints, bordering obese, gay, pathetic and my favorite color is.... well, anything.

WATER 4 the dogs

pasta pumpers

I hear this guy loves fingy pumps from lizards

eat my ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

ill eat your ass

noh pls

ok

STALE APE GIZZARDS

So lonely I lost track of time

Nice profile puc :^}

APE GIZZARDS

It's been even more than a year and I'm losing touch with reality

I guess I'll just jerk myself off cause I'm tired.

♥♥♥♥ i'm lonely

I guess I'll just talk to myself like once a year cause I'm so lonely

WHY AM I SO LONELY