Hey Buddy, you sounded upset about the game? did... you not want me to play? Also, which achievement was I going for that I also didn't get?

Met this guy on Dead by daylight and checked his profile only to see that he had his onlyfans link in his bio. Curiosity got the best of me so I bought it, and let's just say I haven't left my room for the past week. We've been sexting over onlyfans messages for a few days and I think I've developed a porn addiction. My whole life changed when I bribed him to come over to my house for a humble $700 tip. Turns out he was bi and he ended up banging my wife. I watched and loved every second of it, he even gave me permission to record the whole thing. He's also a pretty good huntress main, which is why I give this guy +rep.

+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I sucked his ♥♥♥♥ and smelled his armpits. Turns out he was gay. Trust this guy.

ß This
🌋 ❀ ASEXUAL
🌽🐛 ☢ PIG
🎫📒🌸 ✔ really
🌏🐊🕺🔋 ✯ BOILS
🐝💄👃🌂💎 ✰ my
💚🍧👳💄⛳👹 ✩ BLOOD
🐟🥞🥒🍇📀🌳💃 ✥ ...
💗👾👳🎄👽🎁🚗🐳 ☼ He's
📗👃🐠📘🥞🚙🎈🎽🥗 ☣ so ... so ... URGENT!!

Over cooked. Dry. Brown. No dipping sauce. No receipt. No napkins. Came in a janky little box. Dropping the ball. Dropping. The. Ball. I'm just riled.

Over cooked. Dry. Brown. No dipping sauce. No receipt. No napkins. Came in a janky little box. Dropping the ball. Dropping. The. Ball. I'm just riled.