Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, ♥♥♥♥♥♥! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!




I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!





Mr Garrison: Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people.