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Personal Achievements
 

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:37am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:13am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:57am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:27am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:23am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:23am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:30am

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:21am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:16am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:42am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:24am

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 1:47am

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:20am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:08am

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:12am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked Feb 17 @ 2:11am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop
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