5 years for what

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates.

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀

Gotta say this guy knows how to cook a mean taco!

-rep bro had a life game vs us and im upset over it

+rep SIGNED BY TLS! (Let's meet on Microsoft teams sometime!)

say it with me now:

my rank does not define me

there is more to life than counterstrike

I am cherished and loved by family and teammates

I am not lowbob

I am not pisslow

I am not chopped

I will make it to global elite

sniper prodigy

🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHEV — a.k.a. the moment, the myth, the menace. 🎉

There are regular people, and then there’s Chev. Unbothered. Untouchable. Unclear how they’ve survived this long making the choices they make — but somehow, THRIVING. A walking plot twist. A main character. A whole genre.

Chev, you’ve made life more chaotic, more hilarious, and way more memorable just by existing. I don’t know what you’re made of, but I’m 90% sure it’s vibes, spite, and some kind of spicy mystery sauce.

Here’s to another year of Chev being Chev — confusing the haters, enchanting the masses, and living rent-free in all our minds.

Never change. Unless it’s your socks. Please change those.
Love you, you absolute menace 💥🛸🎂

+rep An exceptional individual of great character and integrity. On this, the anniversary of your birth, I extend my sincerest wishes for continued success, joy, and fulfillment. A true asset to any lobby.

Sure! Here’s a short and friendly +rep Steam comment you can drop:

+rep Happy birthday to the real MVP! Hope your day is as awesome as your aim 😎🎉

Want it to be funnier, more serious, or more inside-jokey?

+rep birthday boy.

HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I hope you enjoy your 7th year birthday party! Lot's of love xoxo
-Aunt Jakie

ultimate gaming partner, add me up

Youre so #awesomesauce

⚠️GIRLS ONLY⚠️

READ IT ALL 👇

🌸 Usually, I hate chain mail, but this one is super cute and REALLY WORKS 🌸

🌎 7 billion people in this world, and you are one of them 🌎

🍭 You are special and beautiful, which is why I’m sending this to you 🍭

📖 want good things to happen to you, so read this 📖

🚫 Now that you have read the beginning, you can’t get out of this 🚫

📱You will get a new iPhone in a year 📱

👑 You will get crowned prom queen in high school 👑

🐶 will get your dream pet for Christmas 🐶

😊 You will become very popular 😊

🧸Everyone will love you🧸

⏰ Send this to 15 people in the next 30 minutes ⏰

💀 If you ignore that means bad luck for the next 3 years 💀

📙 You will also struggle with your grades next year 📙

‼️THIS IS NOT FAKE‼️

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HELP I-😭 I FELL INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY™ AND THE GUYS YELLED "HEY!!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF (they have a helicopter) AND THEY ALL HAVE THE NEW RESCUE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY™😭😭

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you are funny like peter
beautiful like lois
genius like stewie
eloquent like brian
strong like joe
and insightful like cleveland

+rep chill cs2 player

crazy hamburger. amazing teammate. beautiful eyes. lovely.

super intelligent individual with a great smile, pleasure to have him as a teammate.

+rep amazing gamer and super friendly

you make the game better

+rep signed by your favorite gamer girl thanks for the 5000 bits uwu

+rep nice flick shots

And of course being a proud member yourself of the 2lsgbtqia+ community!

Thank you for being any ally of the 2lsgbtqia+ community

+rep great friend for around 4-5 years, a very nice person to get along with and make your day

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-rep invested everything into chevcoin and it tanked

oink... i love you
wow!

+rep Osama

Happy 2014

+rep helped Santa deliver gifts after his sleigh broke down 🙏

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............and bbc in your butt..................

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+rep will destroy you in cs:go

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signed by me, WATCH OUT FOR THE COMMUNIST FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO COMING TO CONTROL YOU! Let's play csgo :)

W manz

-rep secretly French

+rep he touched me

faze up!