Abandon all hope you who enter

If you decide to play this game you will find:
-More hats that should be legally allowed to exist.
-Average amount of bugs (for continent of Australia).
-Players so toxic they probably glow in the dark.
-Amount of particles that would make a lot of physicians have heart attack.
-Code spaghetti that would put Italians to shame.
-And a flying drunk man.

Some people would say game like that couldn't be good, and they would be right if TF2 wasn't made before they were.
The only downside of this game is that it's currently entirely developed by a potted plant and janitor. But no amount of people could fix this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.exe where glitches transition reality and become intentional game mechanics.

If you have never played this game buckle up and get ready for a wild ride, if you played this game for 10.000 hours already, buckle up because you will still get annihilated by random crits.

What I am saying is that Team Fortress 2 is timeless, and it will still have playerbase even after thermal death of universe, because there will always be someone who will kill you by critical hit fish straight into your forehead.

And I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dig it.

[b] [i]Abandon all hope you who enter[/i] [/b] If you decide to play this game you will find: -More hats that should be legally allowed to exist. -Average amount of bugs (for continent of Australia). -Players so toxic they probably glow in the dark. -Amount of particles that would make a lot of physicians have heart attack. -Code spaghetti that would put Italians to shame. -And a flying drunk man. Some people would say game like that couldn't be good, and they would be right if TF2 wasn't made before they were. The only downside of this game is that it's currently entirely developed by a potted plant and janitor. But no amount of people could fix this shitpost.exe where glitches transition reality and become intentional game mechanics. If you have never played this game buckle up and get ready for a wild ride, if you played this game for 10.000 hours already, buckle up because you will still get annihilated by random crits. What I am saying is that Team Fortress 2 is timeless, and it will still have playerbase even after thermal death of universe, because there will always be someone who will kill you by critical hit fish straight into your forehead. And I fucking dig it.