Broke into my neighbour's teacher's house, proceeded to storm up to his bedroom and pee on his unfinished exam papers. Not to mention, he dropped 3 tonnes turds on his front lawn before he did a slick back down the street and over the horizon only to be never seen again. 8/10 (He left his pants and boxers at the scene, could have been intentional but now we'll never know I guess)

broke into my house and drop kicked my goldfish, and now it has to swim around in a wheelchair

sold me broken tacos held together by FlexTape 5/10

umu

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filthy