Recent reviews by CatraGirl

These games have aged very poorly and the remaster does nothing to alleviate that. The updated graphics look nice, but that's the only positive thing I can say about this. The controls are AWFUL. The "modern" controls are even worse than the classic tank controls, they're clunky and missing features of the old controls, so either you use the tank controls or you miss out on those. Just why? It's just bad. How do you take 30 year old controls and make them WORSE? Don't waste your time and money on this.

Pro: cute cat sounds when you find a cat. Free. Easy 100% for your library.
Con: took me literally 2 and a half minutes to finish, cats are barely hidden, it's WAY too easy.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CUTE CAT GAME!!! It's not! :(


(Nah, but seriously, it's not very good. The puzzles are meh, the art is boring, sound effects are annoying, achievements are awful, like a bunch of them are just winning rock paper scissors twice in a row against the different girls, so pure RNG. 0/10)

The game managed to capture the atmosphere of the original movie very well, the writing is fine, voice acting is decent enough. However there are too many issues to properly enjoy this game. Firstly, the optimization is absolute, complete garbage. It's more hardware hungry than Cyberpunk while not even looking remotely as good (and not having nearly as much stuff going on in the environment). My GPU may be a bit dated, but it can run similar looking games at twice the FPS, not to mention the main menu for some reason has insane FPS drops (worse than the actual game).
The gunplay is fine, but not great, the soft RPG elements are more annoying than fun (and the importance of some skills and systems isn't really explained either).
And then there's the save system, which is just unacceptable in a modern game. It has auto save only, not free saving (which in a game that frequently likes to crash is already a problem), and the save points are unreliably and spaced apart WAY too far. I've had times where it didn't auto save for half an hour. Like wtf? I get that there are genres where limited save systems are part of the design, but here it clearly serves no purpose (and most of these games usually still have a way for you to save and quit without losing progress). Having to wait for the next arbitrary save point before being able to quit your gaming session shouldn't be a thing in 2025 (or a 2023 game). It's an unacceptable, garbage design choice that doesn't serve any purpose and only makes the game so much worse. Coupled with the bugs and performance issues, that's enough to not recommend this game. Get it on a HUGE sale at best, if you're a Robocop fan.

No. It's basically a much shorter, cheap copy of the main game with an Asian theme instead of the Ancient Greek one, and it's worse in every way. The story is completely uninteresting, as are all of the characters. It lacks the charm and humor of the main game, the new main character is bland and annoying (the voice acting is really bad for all characters, but especially for him), also there's no character customization this time. You get the same gadgets as Fenyx did in the main game, except they don't have cool lore reasons why you get them. You just randomly find your wings in a dungeon (Fenyx had Daidalos' wings), you get your bird randomly gifted by the goddess, you just randomly get your abilities granted in early dungeons. In the main game, every ability and gadget had a cool lore explanation or story reason for you to get it, now you just have them. And they're all just reskinned versions of the same abilities Fenyx had. Same goes for the enemies, they're literally the same enemies you encounter in the main game, but now they look *slightly* different, poorly adapted to the Asian theme (with the gorgons they didn't even try).
Then there's the combat, which is worse too, because either the enemies have more HP or you do A LOT less damage than you did in the main game. I ended up setting the difficulty to story mode, not because the game was hard otherwise, but because it was boring. Every single enemy is a damage sponge on normal. And even on story mode, they still take way too long to kill. The myth challenges are slightly different and probably the only somewhat fun thing in this DLC, but that's about the only positive thing I can say about this.
The only reason I finished this was because it's relatively short and I like getting 100% completion when possible, and I just rushed through it after realizing how bad it is. It's absolutely not worth getting unless you want 100% achievements.

Cute little hidden cat game, that's not too easy and not too hard either. There's 150 cats in total, some of them are pretty obvious, others are hidden pretty well. Once you've found all the cats in an area/building, that area gets colored in, so you know you have completed that section and can stop looking there. The hint function is quite nice, it shows you a small area where a cat is hidden without directly pointing out the cat. Overall it took me around 20 minutes to finish and I had fun with it. Since it's free, I easily recommend it, and it's also an easy 100% for your library.

Overall it's not bad. The story, characters etc are cute and funny, combat is okay, the world is beautiful. I had fun exploring and doing quests for the different gods for the most part and I did not see the final plot twist coming (and it was a good one, I liked the ending too). That being said, some of the puzzles and especially the platforming sections were annoying, and I feel there was just a little bit too much of everything in the game, so it overstayed its welcome. Yes, a lot of it is optional, but it is still there. Tons of chests to collect that often involve small puzzles, vaults with puzzles and/or platforming, lots of stuff to collect. A typical Ubisoft game in that regard, and I think it would have been better with less content. I still recommend the main game overall, I had fun with the story and you can ignore a lot of the optional stuff if you want. And if you like Greek mythology, it's great fun seeing the bickering gods etc.
Stay away from the DLC, though. It's bad. Like really bad. Unless you absolutely want to get 100% achievements in the game, I do not recomment getting them. They're painful to play through, taking the worst parts of the main game and amplifying them (and the Lost Gods DLC has a terrible semi-isometric camera that is THE worst camera perspective I#ve ever seen in a game and made me nauseous).

Takes the worst parts of the main game and gives you a ton more of it. I hope you enjoy pushing giant cubes, balls and other stuff around endlessly, with some bad platforming in-between (or often at the same time). The puzzles (usually involving maneuvering said cubes or balls somewhere) were already the weakest part of the main story, this DLC is more of that, but even worse and tedious.

Unplayable garbage due to the camera. The story and characters are actually quite cute, but I've had to stop playing because the camera perspective was literally giving me nausea. It's a weird mixture between third-person and isometric, neither one nor the other really, which for this type of game is absolute garbage. You can't see what's ahead more than five meter, you can't see which rocks are climbable etc. There was absolutely no reason to change the camera from the main game (which was normal free camera for a third-person action game) to this garbage. Just why? I hope they fired whoever was responsible for this. I can't finish this because I'm getting motion sickness from this crap.

Good hidden cat game, that's actually one of the more difficult ones of its type. The map is pretty big and the cats are creatively and well hidden. I recently bought a couple of games from another dev that were "click the obviously visible cats" and took 2-3 minutes to complete (I refunded them cuz they were bad). This one is not that. It took me around 15 minutes to complete. The cats are actually hidden and you have to actually pay attention to find them.