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-rep tried to convert me into a furry, stay away!

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat heavy, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.

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snapped my child's neck, four twenty

-rep likes anime

+rep likes anime

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-rep tried to get me into his weird humanized-train ERP, at first it wasnt that bad but then it got really weird when he went on about how trains eating trains was actually really hot and that I was the weird one for not liking them, overall im not really sure how to feel about the whole experience.

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I'm a Christian but I'm really really lonely and I want to summon a succubus to be my lover, but I'm really afraid of going to hell. I don't anything evil that hurts anybody and I certainly don't want to blaspheme or renounce God. I just want somebody to make love to and cuddle with afterwards as I drift off to sleep with her. I thought about watching succubus hypno videos but I'm scared that I'll accidentally pledge my soul to Satan while I'm under a trance. Does anyone have any advice? Since succubi are fallen angels does that mean they can still be redeemed in God's eyes? Also, in the hypothetical case that I do summon a succubus and I allow her to punish me by kinkily whipping and spanking me, does that qualify as punishment for my sins if I enjoy it?

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I am from russia and 18 years old and my English is not so good, so don't be angry to me. When i was 15, or 16, i tried to suck my own ♥♥♥♥ when i was in tub,I couldn't do it, then i masturbet and tasted my semen. semen was bitter.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Black Ops 3 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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-rep attempts too peer pressure me into playing space station 13

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I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon instal hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play club penguin sometime its a really cool wow killer game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on teamspeak we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx