They tried circumcising me, but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then, have been getting circumcised regularly every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger, pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely light weight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material, and earn millions. Bridges will be built out of beams of foreskin, and police will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house, and bathe in my wealth. Follow me to support my dream.

They tried circumcising me, but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then, have been getting circumcised regularly every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger, pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely light weight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material, and earn millions. Bridges will be built out of beams of foreskin, and police will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house, and bathe in my wealth. Follow me to support my dream.

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being an anime avi is hard bc i’ll tell a girl to dm me n she’ll be like lmao ok mr cartoon and ignore me but little does she know i’m actually very cute please direct message me ladies. the cold emptiness of being lonely is slowly consuming me please

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hey, sorry I saw your roblox profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing roblox haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really with misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play roblox sometime its a really cool kids game with a lot of epic gamemodes like natural disaster survival, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your roblox profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on roblox we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

if bae 💑💏 got HIV 💉🏥😷💀 it's bout to turn into HI-WE 👫 cause we in this together 😍😘

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I must commend you on your choice of profile pics; they really advertise your biological prowess. Your voluptuous figure, along with your fair complexion, tells me that you are healthy, and therefore would make a great choice for a breeding partner. I must ask though: How would you rate your ability to climb trees? I ask because, in the off chance a ground predator were to loom the horizon we could both escape via the trees without me having to risk my life in an attempt to defend you from said predator. If my instincts are correct, then I believe a biological pairing between us may be a practical and mutually benefitting affair. Would you be available for some light discourse?
That is very good to know, since I could not possibly fathom being with a girl who cannot climb trees. This is going splendid so far. How would you rate your abilities is combat?
Its rather difficult to say at this point, but I envisioned myself shooting things into enclosed spaces.

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IM NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEABOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATERS I JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIKE ANIME OK???!!!! STOP THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPAM IM NOT PRETENDING TO BE BORN IN JAPAN I JUST FEEL LIKE JAPAN IS MY HOME BECAUSE AMERICA SUCKS (BTW PLEASE VOTE BERNIE OR ILL LEAVE THIS PLACE) SO REALLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL YOU GUYS ONCE AND FOR ALL ITS NOT FUNNY TO ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WEABOO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS JUST FALSE!!! IM AMERICAN AND NOT JAPANESE!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO LIVE THERE NOT BE JAPANESE OK I DONT GET WHATS WRONG WITH YOU if you wanna chat (girls only) add me on WarriorzNaruto303 on skype thx

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Donald The President? I thought not. It’s not a story the liberals would tell you. It’s a The_Donald legend. Darth Donald was a Dark Lord of The Apprentice, so powerful and so wise he could use reality TV to influence Lord Sugar to create memes… He had such a knowledge of the темная сторона that he could even keep the ones he hated from being elected . The dark side of Russia is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he told Twitter everything he knew, then congress impeached him in his sleep. Ironic. He could criticize others for misdeeds, but not himself.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little globalist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the University of Google Searching, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Council on Foreign Relations headquarters, and I have the documents on over 300 confirmed false flags. I am trained in forensic investigation and I'm the top poster on the entire PrisonPlanet.tv forums. You think you can get away with spying on me over the Internet? Think again, Bilderberger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of truthers across the USA and your evil plots are being exposed on YouTube comments right now, so you'd better prepare for the storm, CIA shill. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the New World Order.

You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can interrupt you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a guttural yelling tone. Not only am I extensively trained in mob-interviewing politicians, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Infowars and I will use it to its full extent to wipe the North American Union off the face of the continent, you little apologist. If only you could have known what holy retribution the Republic would bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have blown up tower 7. But you couldn't, and you didn't, and now you're paying the price. I will lead the revolution against you, and you will drown in it. The answer to 1984 is 1776, kiddo.

Any Albanians wanting to immigrate to FYROM. The immigration process is long and filled with delays. By the time you finally get your citizenship it will already be the next ethnic cleansing. However if you want to skip the queue I would suggest just dressing up in a Serbian Military costume and walking across the border. You see, despite being the same Macedonians actually hate Serbs. They are vile scary ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. But we can't actually shoot them since they are protected most of the time outside of designated Civil Wars. Now if we saw a dark skinned Serbian Soldier, we would ♥♥♥♥ our pants and you could just walk in without any confrontation. Though don't do it all at once. If we saw 1 million dark skinned Serbian Soldiers walking across the border we probably would call in our army and maybe drop a helicopter or two on you since our helicopters can't actually fly.

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After Will's absence, going to restart HeistExecutives

Welcome to Natural Selection 2 >> Best Half life mod ever

REcommend your freinds buy this game and up-coming NS2:Combat on Steam this 31st October

You have been hit by the sexy truck!

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Hay captain tank... Long time no see! I got GMod back by the way.

Hello Captian please add me

Dude its me Mike0111 we would play Gmod on zombie survival and we were like bros dude

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NOOOO U MAUS HIED MEIN REAL NAME OR GABE NEWELL WILL EAT ME LIKE HL3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks daron

Hey Dane APB is back: http://www.gamersfirst.com/apb/

i am not dead it is a clan

its in honour of bills death RIP or he is dead

good try Diggity. I know you 2 in real life.... It's his G mod clan.

he died i know him in real life

Hey Tank why does your name say RIP?