This man is wanted in all 23 right-leaning states for various crimes, if anyone sees this man please alert the authorities or contact me at 123-BALLTORTURE. He's convinced he is the son of a devil hunter and keeps emoting at random people on the street and calling them "NPCs", he clearly is not fit to live without surveillance from 24 hour armed guards in a maximum security prison where he can never interact with an actual human being again. He stole my pet gerbil's femur and said "lol epic loot, oh this isn't SSR" before throwing it at an old lady, causing her cat to run free into traffic and cause a 12 car pile up - he is a legitimate danger to society, plz send help.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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