Hi, my name's Cade, I've been
thinking about asking this to
you...but..but i was scared to do
anything... Im a lonely w..weeabo
tt.that like making o....tttaku friends
desu! And i h..heard that you're the c..cutest onegai Loli around steam. I
was tt...thinking that by any
chance...We could be good friends >
\\\< You're so k...kawaiii ! I barely go
out of home because sunlight hurts
my soft skin and when i do, I go out cosplayed as an Anime character
that I love,because am too shy >\\
\< .. Would you like to be best otaku
friends <3 ? I would be a good and
loyal otakkkuu friend desu neee !!
and I know how to prepare cookies and noodles.. We could play
awesome video games all day! Pls
add me desu neee! >\\\< <3

hnnG Daddy~~

So I'm like, "Yeah, I WOULD ♥♥♥♥ Invoker!"

Hi Daddy! :3

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"Then the Nazis came in their Stuka dive bombers. And then literally Hitler walked in and mocked my femdom. I told them their reich wasn't welcome here. They told me they were here to culturally appropriate my students of colour. Braids were the first target. I threw myself in front of the alt right. They told me they were super Nazi men, and not to colour my hair. I reeeeee'd and reeeeeeee'd again. My liberal patronus jumped out of my dyed hair. It was in the shape of a Celtic vegan warrior. It stood up to the Nazis and swung bike locks at them and they disappeared. My patronus turned to me and winked, I'm still with her.... and you"