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May 22 @ 12:23am 
0 hours played in the past 2 weeks. I think we know what that means lads. The fatty cells finally got him. RIP 🕊️
Sep 7, 2025 @ 10:01am 
+1 below
May 4, 2025 @ 2:01pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell it has been a long time since we had a review of this chunky boy. Now, let's get right into this marshmallow of a boy.

He is still fat. fatter than before. How the ♥♥♥♥ is that even possible. You were breaking the bed last time, what are you breaking this time? the ground? fat ♥♥♥♥. Now, i'm not sure if this is true, but I've heard rumours that this ♥♥♥♥ had to buy a tow truck so his poor parents can drag him to McDonalds to get more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burgers. Chubby little ♥♥♥♥. I bet the weight on your stomach as shrunk your height as well! Please, go to the gym. Do the world a favour and get on a diet. You are the single cause for the amount of methane that is going into the atmosphere with all your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheeseburgers. It's disgusting. Fat Oompa Loompa chunky fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ chubby little ♥♥♥♥ who eats more that a village. not some African village, a village in fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ america. my lord.

Let's hope next year this ♥♥♥♥ will improve. Chunkster.
Oct 12, 2023 @ 9:49am 
Fat ♥♥♥♥.
Jun 26, 2023 @ 5:13am 
Well guys, it has been a couple months since I have reviewed this chunky body. Lets get right into it.

Lets be clear. He is still fat as ♥♥♥♥. Honestly... how did your body get worse???? how is that even possible! I honestly thought he began working out to improve his health but clearly I was wrong. My man now takes up 3 seats on the plane and constantly stinks of ♥♥♥♥ so the other passengers really do suffer from his presence. selfish ♥♥♥♥.
Anways. he is still fat as ♥♥♥♥. chubby little oompa loompa. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5'3 donut munching little ♥♥♥♥ face.

GO DO SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EXERCISE BEFORE YOUR JAW LOCKS FROM THE AMOUNT OF FOOD YOU STUFF IN YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOB. FAT ♥♥♥♥
Dec 25, 2022 @ 10:23am 
Now I understand what it's like to be you. Couldn't stop eating all of the food today.
Dec 3, 2022 @ 4:47am 
Thank you for the body reviews, ill be waiting in anticipation for the next one <3
Nov 28, 2022 @ 1:52pm 
Not even Christmas yet and he's eating all the mince pies.
Oct 22, 2022 @ 12:06pm 
atleast the fatty is trying
Oct 22, 2022 @ 12:05pm 
Further information has concluded that he privated many of his runs because he is embarrassed about the quality of those sessions. not surprised to be honest. still fat at this current stage.
Oct 22, 2022 @ 8:31am 
Well guys... it has been some time since my last body review. I do apologise for this major inconvenience! After reviewing his profile on a software known as 'Strava' he is clearly still fat. fat as ♥♥♥♥. My man said on his January Run post that I quote: "Back into runs" where he then did a total of 2 runs until a couple months later he did a half a mile jog. He stated in this jog that he was quote: "Unfit :)", and guys, I'm going to have to agree with him on this one! This little chubster who I personally think looks like a oompa loompa needs to get back on a grind. When I say grind, I mean more than 2 runs and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off to the pub for months. what a fat wanker. Anyway, in conclusion, this fat ♥♥♥♥ is still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat the little ♥♥♥♥. somehow fatter than Ms Matthews.

Thanks for reading my body review on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I will undertake another body review at the end of the year to see if we have any improves. I'm just disappointed! :steamsad:
Jan 29, 2022 @ 3:19pm 
Still a chunky boy in 2022. See you in a couple months for another body review
Aug 22, 2021 @ 1:18pm 
chubster
Mar 20, 2021 @ 4:05pm 
chunky boy
Jul 27, 2020 @ 12:50pm 
+rep Got an ace
Jun 14, 2020 @ 1:56pm 
cool dude
Jun 8, 2020 @ 3:23pm 
Love from Mother Russia
Jun 8, 2020 @ 3:18pm 
Love Johnny Sins. Keep em cuming brother
Jun 8, 2020 @ 3:17pm 
oh my god it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big