big butt

Once upon a time I was having a bad day at work. It was a completely ♥♥♥♥ day. The kind of day that makes one question their views on life and their fellow man. When suddenly out of the blue my phone bellows out a tone stating I had a text message from one Caleb Athen. It read as follows

" You know [My Real Name], have you ever considered how excited the inventor of the shovel must've been once they got the design right?

Cause God, what a groundbreaking invention."

This is pretty much this guy in a nutshell. A fellow of good cheer that spreads his good will through well timed corny jokes.