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- "Yeah?"
- "JUST OUR LITTLE JOKE."
- "Ngk," said Crowley.
-- Crowley in conversation with his superiors
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
😴
The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
🤣
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a
kind word alone.
-- Al Capone
[Also attributed to Johnny Carson. Ed.]
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A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest.
-- Walt Kelly
🙂
I've got a COUSIN who works in the GARMENT DISTRICT ...
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It is the fate of all banisters worth sliding down that there is something
nasty waiting at the far end.
(Maskerade)
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QOTD:
"I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play
golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her!"
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Baliff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Pete
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5:15 AM - Pandaa- YEAH THE TIGES: off
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you're sharing👍🍖 protein🍗
you're 😏👌admiring masculine💪 🍆👀physique😩😩
being in the vacinity of other ⬆️high ⬆️testosterone males 👬👬👅⤴️increases ⤴️your own testosterone👌👍👅
eating ♥♥♥♥♥ 😿🙅♂️is gay 👨❤️👨because you're litterally slurp😏ing down ⤵️estrogen⤵️and long term relationships have been proven to ⬇️lower ⬇️testosterone.
spartans 🏋️♀️💪had gay 👨❤️👨👨❤️💋👨orgies👅💦 all the 🕡🕜time 🕐🕟and they were the 📈⬆️height of 👍👨❤️👨masculinity. 💪😩you bet they were at ❗️least ❗️fondling eachothers test producers.
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