i'm not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth
i told him "god, if you don't want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this ♥♥♥♥ so dank?"
god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said "my son, i'm not mad at you for blazing it...i'm mad at you for not passing that ♥♥♥♥!"
lololol send 2 420 ppl or U weill never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!

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added for usp

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