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JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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Of course we thought my mother was insane. We eventually had her committed to a psychological care facility. When she escaped using a needle of bleach to the neck of the head doctor, she yelled "Find him! Find carl!" while making eye contact with the security camera. I knew that she was talking to me.
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SEND THIS ♥♥♥♥ TRUCK TO 10 OTHER FRIENDS OR YOU WILL BE CURSED TO A LIFE WITHOUT ♥♥♥♥*
*INCLUDING YOUR OWN
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My mom has been acting weird towards me recently like
Once im done with my tasks she just starts saying werid stuff to me, like when she said
No choice, no escape, no love, no safety, no confort
Guys seriously help me, im so scared
U may think she has a disease or something but
She never acted like that, please help me
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Everyone says that having power is a great responsibility. This is
a lot of bunk. Responsibility is when someone can blame you if something
goes wrong. When you have power you are surrounded by people whose job it
is to take the blame for your mistakes. If they're smart, that is.
-- Cerebus, "On Governing"
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We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official
name, but if it does, it must be something like "Martian Death Flu". You
may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another
setting on your electric blanket, up past "HIGH", that said "ELECTROCUTION".
Another symptom is that you cease brushing your teeth, because (a)
your teeth hurt, and (b) you lack the strength. Midway through the brushing
process, you'd have to lie down in front of the sink to rest for a couple
of hours, and rivulets of toothpaste foam would dribble sideways out of y